Entries by The Babylon Bee

Inside Biden's Head: The Inside Out Parody

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Introducing The Biden Bible Translation

Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures, translated into Biden’s native tongue. Here are the top verses. Download @HallowApp, the #1 prayer app in the world to find peace and grow closer to God: https://buff.ly/48RoJgw #bible #christian #biden #comedy

7 More Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home

When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you may still need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, use one of these foolproof gun-free methods of defending yourself. Stay locked and loaded with KIR Ammo, whose mission is to provide quality ammo to freedom-loving Americans. Get $5 […]

Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference

The Babylon Bee is proud to help parents make more well-informed decisions with this complete list of differences between public school kids and homeschooled kids. Secure the hearts and minds of your children today with @BRAVE_Books ! Use promo code BEEBRAVE for 20% off: https://buff.ly/3UYDVVC #comedy #school #homeschooling