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How Couples Were in January vs August 2020

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How People Cancel Each Other

This video is written and directed by my canceled co-star Brent Pella. Please subscribe to his channel and cancel him more: https://www.youtube.com/c/brentpella/ Canceling everyone who doesn’t think like you is the goal. All parts of culture that aren’t cancel culture should be canceled. If you’re a social justice warrior who has your degree in being […]

ONE PLY TOILET PAPER: The Dumbest Invention Ever

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How to Become a Narcissist

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The Insanity of Picking a Side – Authentic JP

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The Only Way to Be Healthy in 2020

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How to Be a Woke White Person

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How to Be More Afraid!

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What Gyms Are Like When They Re-Open

Get your Magnesium Here – https://MagnesiumBreakthrough.com/JP What gyms are like when they re-open after quarantine. You’ll learn the most important rules that are based on the latest guesswork which is based on imaginary science. You’ll learn the most up-to-date social distancing practices for gyms. *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts […]

How Presidential Candidates Are Chosen

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