Entries by AwakenWithJP

The Most Dangerous Way to Meditate (Funny)

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Are You Creatively Constipated or Constantly Creating? – Authentic JP

Would you like to trade in your boredom, frustration, and stress into joy in your heart and curiosity in your mind? Constant creativity is your answer. #AuthenticJP #SincereSaturday *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts are available! Claim yours here: https://awakenwithjp.com/shop Click Here to join my PATREON – https://awakenwithjp.com/patron —- Want […]

What a Zoom Call With Old People Is Like

Sign up for my Livestream Comedy Show Friday Night, Still Alive! – https://www.awakenwithjp.com/live What’s it like doing a Zoom call with older people that’ve never used it before? I’ll walk you through the frustration one step at a time. *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts are available! Claim yours here: […]

Toilet Paper: Away From You or Towards You?

Click Here to Slay Boredom with my Livestream Comedy Show this Friday! – https://awakenwithjp.com/live If you put the toilet paper on so it goes towards the wall, here’s what I think of you. * A clip from my stand up comedy performance at the Metabolic Health Summit *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My […]

What Every Fitness Influencer Is Like

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Mansplaining, Explained

Click Here to sign up for Friday Night, Still Alive! Livestream Comedy Show – awakenwithjp.com/live Most people who aren’t men don’t understand what mansplaining is. Let me explain… with the very manly @Brent Pella *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts are available! Claim yours here: https://awakenwithjp.com/shop Click Here to join […]

LIVE Positivity Power Hour and Q&A

Join me this Friday for my LIVE Stream comedy show Friday Night Still ALIVE! Click here – awakenwithjp.com/live In this LIVE Positivity Power Hour we’re gonna slay the fear and flood ourselves with support, positivity, and strong mindset shifts so we can grow stronger during this time when it’s tempting to let ourselves become weaker. […]

What Celebrities Are Like During the Quarantine

Click Here to sign up for Friday Night, Still Alive! Livestream Comedy Show – awakenwithjp.com/live Celebrities during the quarantine are an inspiration to us all. How they talk down to us, telling us how to live, and empathizing on how hard things are as they’re trapped on their multi-million dollar estates. And Gal Gadot singing […]

Cooking When You’re Quarantined – Cooking with a Narcissist Ep. 3

Grab your Metabolic Meals Here – mymetabolicmeals.com/jp Here’s how to cook when you’re quarantined. You’ll love this recipe brought to you by a narcissist. You’ll love making a gourmet meal out of the same garbage you’re tired of eating while you’ve been trying not to die of starvation. Just because you’re quarantined doesn’t mean you […]