Entries by AwakenWithJP

How to Screw Up Your Child

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What It’s Like Doing Yoga With Your Dogs

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Blue Pill People

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How to Get Rich During the Quarantine (Funny)

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When You Love Elon Musk Too Much

Click Here to sign up for my livestream comedy show this Friday! – https://awakenwithjp.com/live This video is written and directed by the amazing Brent Pella! Subscribe to his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4khWMmMODpHD0Bt-6HPO2A What’s it look like when you love Elon Musk too much? You’ll learn in this video! Amongst other things, you become obsessed with Tesla, […]

How to Be More of an Idiot

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How to Get Ripped During the Quarantine (Funny)

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What Spiritual People Are Like During the Quarantine

What are spiritual people like during the quarantine? Obviously incredibly grounded. This video will show you the wisdom and spiritual perspective about the coronavirus quarantine crisis that ultra spiritual people have. When spiritual people aren’t fighting about what plant based food has more nutrients, they’re sharing more than helpful perspectives about why this challenging time […]