Entries by AwakenWithJP

What Women Are Really Saying

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How to Have a Terrible Day (Funny)

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Sometimes My Wife Can’t Do Anything Right

Sometimes my wife can’t do anything right, so I have to help her. A short clip from a recent episode of Friday Night Still ALIVE! Slay your boredom and join me for an all new LIVE episode this Friday. Reserve your spot here now! – https://www.awakenwithjp.com/live *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW […]

The Most Dangerous Way to Meditate (Funny)

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Are You Creatively Constipated or Constantly Creating? – Authentic JP

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What a Zoom Call With Old People Is Like

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Toilet Paper: Away From You or Towards You?

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What Every Fitness Influencer Is Like

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Mansplaining, Explained

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LIVE Positivity Power Hour and Q&A

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