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What Celebrities Are Like During the Quarantine

Click Here to sign up for Friday Night, Still Alive! Livestream Comedy Show – awakenwithjp.com/live Celebrities during the quarantine are an inspiration to us all. How they talk down to us, telling us how to live, and empathizing on how hard things are as they’re trapped on their multi-million dollar estates. And Gal Gadot singing […]

Cooking When You’re Quarantined – Cooking with a Narcissist Ep. 3

Grab your Metabolic Meals Here – mymetabolicmeals.com/jp Here’s how to cook when you’re quarantined. You’ll love this recipe brought to you by a narcissist. You’ll love making a gourmet meal out of the same garbage you’re tired of eating while you’ve been trying not to die of starvation. Just because you’re quarantined doesn’t mean you […]

How to Destroy Your Relationship During the Quarantine

Click Here to sign up for Friday Night, Still Alive – Comedy Livestream – http://awakenwithjp.com/live Here’s how to destroy your relationship during the quarantine. It’s a play by play to maximize the stress and tension that comes with having to spend 24 hours a day with your significant other during the quarantine. It’s what’s happening […]

What It’s Like Being Ultra Organic

Thanks to Lawnbox for sponsoring this video! Check them out at: https://www.lawnbox.com/jp Lawnbox provides 100% organic lawn care, delivered. *Subscribe and get your first box free! Do you ever get severely serious about eating organic? Here’s what can happen if you go too far. Eating organic food is good for your health. But can you […]

How to Have Safe Sex During the Quarantine

Sign up for the LIVEstream Comedy Show here – https://store.awakenwithjp.com/friday-night-still-alive How can you have sex when you’re quarantined during the coronavirus outbreak and do it safely? COVID-19 might take our jobs, our dignity, and our ability to get drunk in public, but it doesn’t have to take your sex life from you! Here’s how to […]

Shifting from Panic to Purpose: Authentic JP

Click Here for the Course – https://bit.ly/JPSearsFeartoPeace Purpose always trumps panic! If you are not dialed into your purpose, the path of least resistance will be panic. That doesn’t help and it feels like crap. Here’s a few thoughts on unapologetically rooting into your purpose right now! And if you want to dive deeper with […]

Live Stream Comedy Shows Announcement!

Click Here to get on the List – https://store.awakenwithjp.com/comedy-night-updates-sign-up37284178 Every Friday night I’ll be doing a LIVE stream comedy show until the quarantine is over! It’ll be a night out while you’re stuck at home with laughs, levity, and you’re favorite red-headed conscious comedian, me! The show will have stand up comedy, sketch comedy, and […]

What to do When You Run Out of Toilet Paper

The toilet paper apocalypse is upon us! Here’s what to do when you run out of toilet paper. With the fear and panic about the Coronavirus, aka, COVID-19 we’re on the greatest toilet paper shortage the world has ever known. But this video will help. Get Your Poo~Pourri Free Trial Here – https://bit.ly/33nZemS Subscribe to […]

Coronavirus – It’s Deadlier Than You Thought

Here’s the latest BREAKING NEWS update on the Coronavirus. It’s definitely gonna kill you. The only way to protect yourself from COVID-19 is to buy a casket now. Stay tuned for all the latest sensationalized updates about the Corona Virus. Subscribe to my channel for MORE! New videos every week!: https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP?sub_confirmation=1 *For Comedy Show schedule […]