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If the Founding Fathers Were on Mushrooms

Grab Your Enzymes Here – https://masszymes.com/jp Featuring my very talented co-star Brent Pella. Check out his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/c/brentpella/ What would happen if the founding fathers were on mushrooms when the right the Bill of Rights and the Constitutional Amendments? The world would probably be a little different today. And today’s issues might not be […]

How To Find True Love for Dysfunctional People

Grab your LMNT Electrolytes Here – https://drinklmnt.com/jp Dysfunctional people deserve true love too. For the first time ever, here is a relationship instructional video to help dysfunctional people find true love. Dating for dysfunctional people can now result in truly dysfunctional love. *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts are available! […]

Fighting Censorship – Interview with Brian Rose

Speech censoring is becoming frighteningly common. What is really going on and what can you do? Here’s my in depth interview with, Brian Rose of London Real, the man leading the charge! *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW Awakened Shirts are available! Claim yours here: https://awakenwithjp.com/shop Listen and Subscribe to my NEW […]

How to Offend Everyone

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How Couples Were in January vs August 2020

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How People Cancel Each Other

This video is written and directed by my canceled co-star Brent Pella. Please subscribe to his channel and cancel him more: https://www.youtube.com/c/brentpella/ Canceling everyone who doesn’t think like you is the goal. All parts of culture that aren’t cancel culture should be canceled. If you’re a social justice warrior who has your degree in being […]

ONE PLY TOILET PAPER: The Dumbest Invention Ever

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How to Become a Narcissist

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The Insanity of Picking a Side – Authentic JP

Grab your Awakened Shirt here – https://awakenwithjp.com/shop With politics, the idea of picking a side and then being against the other side, while believing that will somehow help the world has become normal. The problem is this practice has insanity, greed, power, and divisiveness at its roots. Gearing up for the election the “pick a […]

The Only Way to Be Healthy in 2020

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