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How to Get Ripped During the Quarantine (Funny)

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What Spiritual People Are Like During the Quarantine

What are spiritual people like during the quarantine? Obviously incredibly grounded. This video will show you the wisdom and spiritual perspective about the coronavirus quarantine crisis that ultra spiritual people have. When spiritual people aren’t fighting about what plant based food has more nutrients, they’re sharing more than helpful perspectives about why this challenging time […]

What Women Are Really Saying

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How to Have a Terrible Day (Funny)

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Sometimes My Wife Can’t Do Anything Right

Sometimes my wife can’t do anything right, so I have to help her. A short clip from a recent episode of Friday Night Still ALIVE! Slay your boredom and join me for an all new LIVE episode this Friday. Reserve your spot here now! – https://www.awakenwithjp.com/live *For Comedy Show schedule and tickets: https://awakenwithjp.com/events/ -My NEW […]

The Most Dangerous Way to Meditate (Funny)

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Are You Creatively Constipated or Constantly Creating? – Authentic JP

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What a Zoom Call With Old People Is Like

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Toilet Paper: Away From You or Towards You?

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What Every Fitness Influencer Is Like

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