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The movie Lightyear bombed at the box office. We’re not sure why, but it could rhyme with schmesbian kiss. Or it could be because Chris Evans is a douche. We also celebrate Juneteenth and… hey, look! The holiday has already been marred with violence. We discuss this holiest of woke holidays. And Joe Biden fell […]
China is deploying troops while Taiwan is preparing for WAR. Seems like the perfect day to salute Taiwan as part of Cultural Appropriation Month! We’ll let you know why this all matters to you. Also, the Fed showed why we should end the Fed. And remember Biden’s border crisis? We do. #china #taiwan #endthefed Come […]
Elon Musk voted for his first Republican ever, Mayra Flores, and she flipped a seat Democrats have held for over 150 years. A sign of things to come? Also, Joe Biden had another old man meltdown. We explain once and for all how gas prices are HIS fault and not Putin’s. And a fat TikToker […]
Cancel culture is coming for Lizzo because she insulted spazzes by calling them “spazzes.” Also, Ohio has a plan to arm teachers. You know it’s a good plan, because CNN hates it. And Christina Aguilera performed for children wearing a giant dildo. #Lizzo #ChristinaAguilera #Lightyear Come See Standup! – http://www.louderwithcrowder.com/tour NEW MERCH! https://crowdershop.com/ GET TODAY’S […]
Jurassic World debuted this weekend, and wow, did it suck! We tell you how hard. Also, AOC is starting to stab Joe Biden in the back. We should keep an eye on that one. And who has a crappier job: assistant coach of the Washington Commanders, or the guy who collects Putin’s poop? #JurassicWorld #January6 […]
Joe Biden mumbled his way through a Jimmy Kimmel tongue bath last night. We fact check all the dumb things that were said. Also, there was an assassination attempt on Brett Kavanaugh’s life, but you wouldn’t know that if you watch CNN. And Joy Behar is a racist. All this, and we celebrate South Africa […]
Matthew McConaughey took over the White House on Tuesday to lecture Americans on guns. It wasn’t all bad, but the bad stuff was HORRIBLE! We take it down point by point. Also, pro-abortion extremists are on the rampage, and you won’t see it on the news. And the FBI failed once again at stopping pedos. […]
The trans community wants to colonize America and normalize women having big penises. Hey, we don’t make this stuff up. We just get disgusted by the degeneracy. Also, the Washington Post suspended a reporter for telling a joke. And why you should pay attention to the San Francisco DA recall. #trans #wapo #whatisawoman Come See […]
Drag queens messed with Texas and had a “family-friendly” drag show for little kids over the weekend. Yes, it was gross and absolute degeracy. Elsewhere in Texas, we find out a good guy with a gun was STOPPED by police from taking out the Uvalde shooter. And AOC says she’s an Indian now. #Uvalde #LGBTQ […]
Victory is Johnny’s! Depp won his defamation suit against Amber Turd–we mean Heard. Let’s revel in her misery together! Also, New York is empowering heroin users. And America is sending MORE money to Ukraine. That makes today perfect to kick off CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MONTH as we salute Russia! #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeard #MeToo PROMO CODE: CULTURE for […]
