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Jurassic World debuted this weekend, and wow, did it suck! We tell you how hard. Also, AOC is starting to stab Joe Biden in the back. We should keep an eye on that one. And who has a crappier job: assistant coach of the Washington Commanders, or the guy who collects Putin’s poop? #JurassicWorld #January6 […]
Joe Biden mumbled his way through a Jimmy Kimmel tongue bath last night. We fact check all the dumb things that were said. Also, there was an assassination attempt on Brett Kavanaugh’s life, but you wouldn’t know that if you watch CNN. And Joy Behar is a racist. All this, and we celebrate South Africa […]
Matthew McConaughey took over the White House on Tuesday to lecture Americans on guns. It wasn’t all bad, but the bad stuff was HORRIBLE! We take it down point by point. Also, pro-abortion extremists are on the rampage, and you won’t see it on the news. And the FBI failed once again at stopping pedos. […]
The trans community wants to colonize America and normalize women having big penises. Hey, we don’t make this stuff up. We just get disgusted by the degeneracy. Also, the Washington Post suspended a reporter for telling a joke. And why you should pay attention to the San Francisco DA recall. #trans #wapo #whatisawoman Come See […]
Drag queens messed with Texas and had a “family-friendly” drag show for little kids over the weekend. Yes, it was gross and absolute degeracy. Elsewhere in Texas, we find out a good guy with a gun was STOPPED by police from taking out the Uvalde shooter. And AOC says she’s an Indian now. #Uvalde #LGBTQ […]
Victory is Johnny’s! Depp won his defamation suit against Amber Turd–we mean Heard. Let’s revel in her misery together! Also, New York is empowering heroin users. And America is sending MORE money to Ukraine. That makes today perfect to kick off CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MONTH as we salute Russia! #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeard #MeToo PROMO CODE: CULTURE for […]
Joe Biden invited k-pop group BTS to the White House to address AAPI hate, which is all you need to know about how serious the WH is about addressing AAPI hate. Biden also said more dumb things about guns because it was a day ending in “y.” There is also more drama from the Uvalde […]
Contrary to what the media says, the Uvalde shooting is a red flag AGAINST gun control. We’ll explain why and walk you through the timeline of incompetence. Justin Trudeau is also calling for a ban on all handguns. And Nancy Pelosi’s husband drinks too much, but can you blame him? #JustinTrudeau #Uvalde #Handguns Come See […]
The Crowder Crew took a trip to Livingston, Texas, to infiltrate Beto O’Rourke’s Town Hall and see what all the “excitement” was about. What they observed was astonishing. What they heard was unbelievable. And Robert Francis “Beta” O’Rourke’s campaign will never recover after this installment of Crowder Undercover If you are a masochist here’s the […]
We sent a team undercover to infiltrate a Beto O’Rourke campaign rally, and what we found was shocking. After Beto used 19 dead children for a cheap political stunt, today is the perfect time to release it! We’re also going deep into the Sussmam trial. SPOILER: Everything Trump said was right! #Beto #Uvadale #GregAbbott Come […]
