THE BEE WEEKLY: Cringe Sermon Moments, SCOTUS, and Questioning a Catholic




Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser are joined by Patrick Green on this Bee Weekly to talk about heroes of the faith who gave us cringe moments in the history of preaching and to talk about the Bee’s deep dark secret practice of employing a Roman Catholic. Kyle gets a surprise and Patrick Green gets put in the hot seat for being Catholic.

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Kyle gets a surprise that should help him stay on keto for another 4 hours and the guys talk about our latest parody video getting restricted by YouTube. They talk about the banger and bomb of the week, Adam Yenser does Weakly News and then there is the latest Heroes of the Faith. After learning how to smash a television with an axe and that all atheists have video games in common, the guys show our latest sketch about a lonely unvaccinated man whose vaccinated friends all have COVID, and then the Bee’s ultimate showdown between Roman Catholics and Protestants commences. The Bee also responds to atheist hate mail.

In the subscriber lounge, Patrick answers some questions from subscribers to the Babylon Bee and also answers the ten questions. The Bee guys interact with bonus Elon Musk hate mail and headline pitches from the subscribers.


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Legal Experts Ask Justice Sotomayor To Recuse Herself From Case Due To Her Being An Idiot




In breaking news from the Supreme Court, legal scholars are suggesting that Justice Sonia Sotomayor recuse herself from the mandate case before the court, not because of any conflicting interests, but on suspicion that she’s a complete and total idiot.

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Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID




Chris Smitherson has a problem: he’s unvaccinated — which means he’s left out of all activities as he doesn’t have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers.

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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 1/11/2022: Fart Jars and Jeopardy




Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including a woman selling her farts in jars, a transgender Jeopardy contestant, and lots of cold weather.

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Solving the Case of Jesus with Homicide Detective J. Warner Wallace




Homicide Detective J. Warner Wallace joins Kyle and Joel to talk about how he investigated Jesus’ death as a cold case detective, his journey to becoming an apologist, and more cool cop stories. J. Warner Wallace worked as a cold case homicide detective before finding Jesus. Once he retired from police work he went on to become an apologist and author. His latest book is “Person of Interest: Why Jesus Still Matters in a World That Rejects the Bible.”

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Seasons of Blood: 525,600 Minutes of BLM Riots




Enjoy our touching music video covering the 525,600 minutes of mainstream media hyping up the January 6 Capitol riots while downplaying the BLM riots. Our own parody inspired by Colbert’s parody of Seasons of Love. Parodyception!

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Podcast Highlight Weak-ly News: Non-Binary Bond & 10 Jabs in One Day




The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know from the week.

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THE BEE WEEKLY: False Prophets and Babylon Bee Prophecies for 2022




In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle is joined by Joel Berry and Adam Yenser to talk about what’s going on at the Bee and what the Bee is prophesying will happen in 2022. There’s the Weakly News with Adam Yenser and also Heroes of the Faith filled with classic false prophecies.

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The Bee writers discuss the changes at The Babylon Bee this week and talk about the banger and the bomb articles. Adam Yenser presents the Weakly News and then the guys discuss what the highly accurate Babylon Bee prophecies are predicting for 2022. In Heroes of the Faith, the guys discuss famous failed secular and religious prophets. Then the Bee guys read some hate mail from the week.

In the subscriber lounge, Kyle, Joel, and Adam discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich and the ontological nature of the Kool-Aid Man.Subscriber Headlines of the Week are read and Joel Berry is subjected to a new list of Ten Questions.

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FBI Hosts Annual January 6 Reunion




We’re live on the scene at the Capitol building as the FBI hosts their beloved annual January 6 reunion. Good times!

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Animals Noah Should Have Thrown Off The Ark




Noah may have saved all of humanity, but he did make some mistakes. Here’s what he should have considered throwing overboard.

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