“I don’t have any clothing,” said a man who was seen laying down in a Walmart parking lot in just his underwear when approached by police. The man told officers to arrest him, which they eventually did after the man began stripping.

Former Special Counsel Jack Smith was caught off guard as he testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday over texts presented by Republican Sen. Eric Schmitt, prompting Democrat Sen. Amy Klobuchar to come riding in to his defense and Schmitt to mock her for trying to “rehabilitate” the “dirtbag” witness.

Founder of Answers-in-Genesis Ken Ham defended the reliability of the Bible when it comes to matters of science, claiming that the mainstream methods of carbon dating trying to establish the universe’s age is dangerously flawed. #shorts

“My pronouns are he/him/his,” is how Texas State Representative Jon Rosenthal, now running to become the Texas Railroad Commissioner, finished as he argued that parents had no right to know if teachers were transitioning their children in Texas schools.