“You guys spray-painted the wrong damn car!” Mistaking a neighbor’s car for her ex’s, an 18-year-old woman delivered a lesson in how not to plot revenge.

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) was told to watch a video of “Trump’s accomplishments” as she was denied an immediate meeting with HUD Sec. Scott Turner while her fellow anti-DOGE protesters yelled outside the department’s headquarters.

First Lady Melania Trump expressed disappointment that more democrats didn’t show up to a roundtable in support of a bill which combats the use of A.I. to deceptively place people into pornographic content. “Surely as adults we can prioritize America’s children ahead of partisan politics,” she noted.

Who needs a cat when Glendale PD is on pigeon patrol? This bird chase was anything but routine.

President Donald Trump made a huge announcement on Monday with Taiwan Semiconductor president C.C. Wei that the Taiwanese-based semiconductor giant would be investing $100 billion into valuable chips manufacturing in Arizona, helping to relieve a major U.S. security concern if China invaded Taiwan.