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A recent "No Kings" protest quickly escalated into chaos…

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Leading theologians have determined that Heaven's streets…

Stephen Colbert Is Writing A New Lord of the Rings Film

Stephen Colbert is writing a new Lord of the Rings film…

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Nick Shirley uncovers even more fraud and this time at…

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President Donald Trump has reportedly employed a clever…

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After rumors emerged that the new Ayatollah is gay, America…