Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? Arena Battle settles it!
When celestial movie snobs decide to once and for all settle what movies are or are not Christmas movies by forcing them into a battle to the death, Santa intervenes and they all break into song.
Featuring all of your favorite “almost Christmas movie” stars including John McClane of Die Hard, Snow White, Riggs and Murtaugh of Lethal Weapon, Jack Skellington, Jack Torrance from The Shining, Gremlins, Judge Dredd, and more.
Natalie Van – Snow White (vocals)
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Record/Mix/Master – Lorenz
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LYRICS:
This world is full of killjoys who want to murder cheer
They deny Die Hard is a Christmas movies every single year
But Jack Torrance is Christmas chopping then relaxing in the snow
Three Ninjas is basically a rip off of Home Alone
Gremlins in the blender made a festive green and red
And Martin Riggs bought Christmas trees with a gun up to his head
Every movie is a Christmas movie all it needs is snow
Or a dead terrorist without a machine gun ho ho ho ho
Mean Girls, Gremlins, Lethal Weapon, and Iron Man 3
Batman Returns, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Rent and Jumanji
All have Christmas trees, so they’re all Christmas movies
Joy to the world
Freddy Kruger wore a Christmas Sweater
Then there’s Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Every Shane Black movie is more Christmasy than a candy cane
Edward Scissorhands cutting ribbons with his thumb
Groundhog day is too good for a holiday so dumb
And captain America had that winter soldier, hey that’s good enough
Every movie is a Christmas movie all it needs is snow
Or a dead terrorist without a machine gun ho ho ho ho
Mean Girls, Gremlins, Lethal Weapon, and Iron Man 3
Batman Returns, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Rent and Jumanji
All have Christmas trees, so they’re all Christmas movies
Joy to the world your opinions are dumb
They’re all Christmas movies!
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