Keir Starmer, Prominent Muslim Leader, Resigns
Prime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer, who was a prominent Muslim leader, has resigned.
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JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeJD Vance made contact with a previously uncontacted tribe of illiterate, feral women and documented his discoveries for science.
Woke Jesus And The Woman Caught In Adultery
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBehold! Woke Jesus is teaching when the Pharisees bring to him a woman caught in adultery. Listen and learn from this cherished Bible story about how Woke Jesus turned to intersectionality to sort out whether the women should be stoned to death.
We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAmerica is hosting FIFA World Cup 2026, which gave us the idea to ask AI: how can we make soccer less boring? Now with modern technology and artificial intelligence we can simulate just a few ways soccer can be made less boring. It’s a step in the right direction.
Democrats Scold Trump For MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeDemocrats are in full meltdown as they scold Trump for moving forward with a UFC fight event right on the hallowed ground of the White House lawn where Biden once hosted topless trans women.
Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeA nation is shocked after a jury in Texas has ruled that you cannot stab someone in the heart for no reason at all. Ground News helps you see what you’re missing. Go to http://ground.news/babylon for 40% off the unlimited access Vantage plan.
We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Were Forced To Learn Economics
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWhat would happen if AOC were forced to learn basic economics? We asked AI to show us that scenario.
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSpencer Pratt is losing the LA mayoral race with negative one billion votes. We break down the latest election updates and the bizarre tally numbers coming out of Los Angeles. Mayor Karen Bass responds to the controversy surrounding the ballot drops while officials remind residents about upcoming deadlines.
Californians Move to Texas | Season 2 Finale: The Alamo
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAfter a slight mixup, Steve, Timpani, and Britunni end up at the Alamo instead of the Alamo Car Rental. Now the gang is faced with their greatest challenge yet as protesters block their way and Timpani thinks she is going into labor! Starring: @ChandlerJuliet @siaka_massaquoi @TheAmberCoyle @thejarretlemaster Check out the rest of the Californians Move […]
Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIt’s Pride Month again, so we turn to the Bible to celebrate. This is the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God’s Word that pertain to Pride. Make sure to pass these comforting verses on to the proud people in your life.
