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We Asked AI To Show Us What Elon Musk’s City On Mars Will Be Like

May 12, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We asked AI to simulate what it will be like living in Elon Musk’s city on Mars.

The UFO File Disclosure Proves The Aliens Are Real | Exclusive Babylon Bee Coverage

May 11, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Government UFO files are finally coming out, but The Babylon Bee has been showing these aliens for years. Enjoy this compilation of The Babylon Bee’s alien coverage.

Californians Move to Texas | Season 2 Episode 5: The Football Game

May 8, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In the heart of Texas, Brittuni and Timpani are still fighting about moving back to California, so Steve hatches a plan to get them talking at the Friday night football game. Starring: ‪ @ChandlerJuliet ‪ @siaka_massaquoi @TheAmberCoyle @thejarretlemaster Check out the rest of the Californians Move To Texas series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt&si=lU0FltT-QdWJIL2w Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]

‘A Civilization Will Die Tonight,’ Says Donald Trump As He Enters All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp Buffet

May 6, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Donald Trump declared that a whole civilization will die tonight in a horrible genocide. Employees were distressed.

We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans

May 4, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We asked AI to show America without any Republicans.

We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans

May 4, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We asked AI to show an America without any Republicans.

Newsom Says CA Population Is Actually Growing If You Don’t Count All The People Who Are Leaving

May 4, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Governor Gavin Newsom recently claimed a rising population in California, conveniently overlooking the 10 million people who have left during his tenure.