CNN: ‘Death Star Destroys Alderaan In Mostly Peaceful Demonstration’

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“The demonstration of the superweapon was mostly calm, mostly peaceful,” said a CNN reporter on a deck of the Death Star as millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. “Everyone on the bridge here was very orderly. Only a couple of people have been Force-choked. Most are fine.”

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