Entries by The Babylon Bee

Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby

WASHINGTON, D.C.—An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked. According to the anonymous sources that are so anonymous they speak mainly through quiet whispers carried along on the north winds, Trump was in the Oval Office when he saw the innocent […]

Catholic Lady Throat Chop!

Kyle and Ethan talk about some weird news reported by Not The Bee including a lady getting throat-chopped by another lady during a Catholic Church service and a weird looking sheep that sold for $500,000. SOURCE