Entries by The Babylon Bee

Worship Song Generator

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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the biggest stories of the week like how we now have an awesome worship song generator on the website now. Also, Biden can now decide people’s race and gender, Florida violates the laws of SCIENCE by not killing more of their citizens, […]

Biden: ‘If You Don’t Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain’t A Woman’

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“The womenfolk know what’s at stake in this election. It’s hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don’t let me smell your hair, you ain’t a woman!” Biden said. READ the full article 👀 https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-if-you-dont-let-me-sniff-your-hair-you-aint-a-woman SOURCE

Cross Examined Unofficial Theme Song

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Dr. Frank Turek’s Christian apologetics logo is more hardcore than Korn and Drowning Pool combined… Unfortunately, Cross Examined did not have it in their budget to produce a fitting 90’s rage core to go with the logo. The Babylon Bee has donated its resources to solve this problem and offer this theme song to Turek […]