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Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference

The Babylon Bee is proud to help parents make more well-informed decisions with this complete list of differences between public school kids and homeschooled kids. Secure the hearts and minds of your children today with @BRAVE_Books ! Use promo code BEEBRAVE for 20% off: https://buff.ly/3UYDVVC #comedy #school #homeschooling

Satan: He Gets Us

He accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus #satire #superbowl

The Church Police

They’re the silent guardians… the unsung heroes… the holy watchmen keeping your church safe from sin. They’re… the church police! Pastors, feeling the weight of burnout? Recharge with @TheFocusedPastor eNewsletter, your source of practical guidance, inspiring stories, and valuable FREE resources for navigating the challenges of ministry. Subscribe today: https://church.focusonthefamily.com/s/strengthen-equip-lead #comedy #church #christian #babylonbee #humor

Satan: He Gets Us

He accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus […]

Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. In […]

Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023

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