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The Mandalorian and MMA star, Gina Carano, sat down with Babylon Bee editor-in-chief Kyle Mann to talk about Elon Musk and X helping her in her lawsuit against Disney, getting canceled over a ‘beep/bop/boop’, and God being bigger than all of the enemies we face in the world. This episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast […]
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It’s a serious medical emergency: you’re minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man’s life? The government told you Social Distancing worked. They also told you the COVID-19 jab would spare you from getting Covid. iCan said the opposite. Support their […]
He accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus #satire #superbowl
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14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. #tattoo #woke #gender
Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. In […]
