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The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about Hunter Biden getting a pardon from his dad and how Elon Musk might be buying Hasbro to save Dungeons & Dragons from the woke mind virus. Kyle and the gang also talk about bad movies that are good and good movies that are bad. This episode is brought to […]
The new edition of Dungeons and Dragons includes trigger warnings for content you feel is objectionable. Plus, Orcs and Beholders are cute and friendly now! Enjoy this playthrough session of the new, improved, more inclusive D&D. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]
Lots of ignorant bigots believe climate change is a hoax. We’ve compiled this list of twelve compelling reasons climate change is quite obviously real – and it’s going to kill us all. Get your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse: https://buff.ly/4cplpuH #comedy #apocalypse #climatechange #survival
Libs have a lot to be sad about this year. But don’t lose hope! There is still a lot you can thank the non-denominational deity in your life for this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, libs! Get your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide to The Apocalypse: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Apocalypse-Guides/dp/1510781544 Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba Follow The Babylon Bee: […]
Democrats are down bad, with massive losses across the board this election cycle. But they’ve gathered at the DNC to ask one question: “Are we out of touch? Or are the voters just wrong?” OK, that’s two questions. Protect your children from this crazy agenda today with books from @BRAVE_Books that teach kids right from […]
You’re a better person than your backward, idiot MAGA family members. Here are seven ways you can convince them you’re right and they’re evil this Thanksgiving. Cigar Page guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit https://www.CigarPage.com/PSA for your special offer! #thanksgiving #comedy #satire
Gabe Eltaeb of Big Man Comics is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how we are in a vibe shift, the Republicans are the cool kids now, woke is dead, and cancel culture is canceled. The Southern Poverty Law Center tried to attack The Babylon Bee and its sister site, Not The Bee, as […]
DOGE is here, and Elon and Vivek will eliminate literally millions of government positions. Here are the top 10 most useless positions that they’ll target. Don’t rely on FEMA for help in an emergency. Stock up with My Patriot Supply! Go to https://preparewithbee.com now to order your 3-Month Emergency Food Kit Follow The Babylon Bee: […]
The Babylon Bee reacts to some of Trump’s early picks for cabinet positions in his administration like Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, and Mike Huckabee. Democrats took issue that they are not all qualified experts like their uncontroversial Democrat cabinet picks. Also, former Trump attorney Michael Cohen got gloriously trolled on a livestream. The Bee also […]
