Entries by The Babylon Bee

Biden’s Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears

President Biden keeps referencing an old John Wayne movie with the quote “You’re a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.” The trailer for the movie has finally been found. Featuring @AwakenWithJP ! KIR Ammo – Ammunition for Freedom Loving Americans. Free shipping over $199. Get $5 off on orders over $149 with code “BEE5” at checkout: https://kirammo.com/bee/ […]

“The Price Is Rising” with Joe Biden

President Joe Biden hosts an all-new game show where you have to guess how much prices have gone up due to inflation during his pregnancy. Er, presidency. Invest in Texas Real Estate with Patmos Capital Partners: https://www.patmoscp.com/babylonbee #gameshow #biden #comedy #inflation #thepriceisright #usa

Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict

What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It’s complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

The ONLY Times Men Are Allowed To Cry

If you are a man, congratulations. You’ve won. However, such victory also comes with some responsibility. As a male, it’s your duty to exhibit strength and fortitude, and to show no weakness. Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear. Try Cigar Place’s Top-Shelf Stogies […]

Stop Appropriating Ghost Culture On Halloween

Their culture is not your costume. DO NOT appropriate ghost, zombie, or vampire culture this Halloween. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #halloween #costume #comedy #woke