Entries by The Babylon Bee

Podcast: Perilous Planes, Plastics, And The Pope

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A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if […]

Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

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In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #babylonbee #christian #woke #satire

Podcast: Planet Of The Orcas

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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and apparently a gang of killer whales has taken over the world. Woke Jesus came out, Jerry Seinfeld gave a speech, and the Trump court sketch artists are having a field day. The Bee got fact checked again, there’s Fight Club, and, of course, hate mail. This episode is […]

Woke Jesus

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Woke Jesus

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Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible. Get your copy of ‘Woke Jesus’ today and defend your faith against progressive ideology: https://lucasmiles.org/bee #comedy #bible #woke #jesus #christian #methodist #unitedmethodist