Satan: He Gets Us
He accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus #satire #superbowl
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The Church Police
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThey’re the silent guardians… the unsung heroes… the holy watchmen keeping your church safe from sin. They’re… the church police! Pastors, feeling the weight of burnout? Recharge with @TheFocusedPastor eNewsletter, your source of practical guidance, inspiring stories, and valuable FREE resources for navigating the challenges of ministry. Subscribe today: https://church.focusonthefamily.com/s/strengthen-equip-lead #comedy #church #christian #babylonbee #humor
Satan: He Gets Us
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeHe accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus […]
Let The Children Have Neck Tattoos! 🗣️
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. #tattoo #woke #gender
Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. In […]
Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIt’s election year, and America will have to make a choice between two old geezers again. If you ever come across anyone who needs convincing whom to vote for, simply send them this video to help lay any doubts to rest. Try @CigarPage’s Bedlam Big-Rings 10-Cigar Collection for only $24.99! Shipping and free glass ashtray […]
FACTS Extended Version: Ben Shapiro's Missing Rap Verses
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBy now the whole internet has heard Ben Shapiro rapping, but did you know that there are actually two more verses they cut out of the track? A DEI board mandated the song contain at least one verse from an ethnic minority and one verse from a liberal. Immediately before release, Tom MacDonald and Shapiro […]
“People Are So Eager To Be Offended” – Vivek Ramaswamy
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee#comedy #trump #vivek #censorship #conservative #woke #babylon bee
Vivek Talks Election Integrity, Censorship, And That One 7-Eleven Joke
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeVivek Ramaswamy sat down with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon to talk about why America needs Donald Trump, what sort of person Nikki Haley is, and how he really felt about that one 7-Eleven joke. They also discuss how to make elections secure in the future, the importance of comedy, social media censorship, and how […]
The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2024
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future. We have a better batting average than Benny Hinn, Nostradamus, and your local weatherman combined. So sit back and relax as we tell you with 100% certainty everything that’s going to happen in 2024. Millions trust @MyPatriotSupply to prepare them for what’s coming. Prepare […]
