Entries by The Babylon Bee

Coming Soon: The Real Housewives of Congress

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You’ve seen the Real Housewives of Orange County – now enjoy even more backstabbing, vicious, sassy drama from the bleach blonde bad-built butch bodies of Washington D.C.! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #usa #realitytv #comedy #politics […]

The One That Was Filmed Before Trump Was Convicted

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Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn’t know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the […]

Updated ‘Guess Who?’ Game Now Has All 437 Genders

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Check Out Hasbro’s latest update to the classic board game “Guess Who?” – now with more genders, inclusion, and fun!* *Fun not guaranteed Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #games #gender #babylonbee #satire

Trump Perfectly Describes 7 Historic Battles

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Donald Trump provided a big, beautiful description of the Battle of Gettysburg recently, reminding us of Robert E. Lee’s famous words: “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” We asked Trump to narrate 7 more famous historic battles, and the result was tremendous and magnificent. Everyone says so. The real battle is getting a […]

Podcast: Perilous Planes, Plastics, And The Pope

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A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if […]

Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

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In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #babylonbee #christian #woke #satire

Podcast: Planet Of The Orcas

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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and apparently a gang of killer whales has taken over the world. Woke Jesus came out, Jerry Seinfeld gave a speech, and the Trump court sketch artists are having a field day. The Bee got fact checked again, there’s Fight Club, and, of course, hate mail. This episode is […]