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It is super important to know your stuff when it comes to debating ultra-MAGA Republicans about guns. This video will arm you (but not “arm” as in the scary gun way) with completely true knowledge nuggets about guns and gun crime. END GUN VIOLENCE TODAY. Aim for freedom with KIR Ammo! Quality ammunition for liberty […]
Are you a Christian man still looking for your Proverbs 31 woman? Have you already been rejected on every Christian dating app? Maybe you are the problem. We’ve gathered extensive data on what Christian women want in a man, and here are our results. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast […]
Polls show most Americans don’t like either of the likely 2024 presidential nominees, but we found the one man in the country who absolutely loves both Trump and Biden. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]
You’ve heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]
Is your wife being hysterical again? Do you need a sandwich ASAP, but the Mrs. is unreasonably upset? Watch this video for all the best techniques in convincing her that she is being irrational and just needs to calm down. NOT SATIRE: Dear Heart’s products are intentionally designed to create conversations about Jesus. Each product […]
Now that the Supreme Court decided a person’s race will no longer be able to play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]
Hunter Biden visited the White House and a bag of cocaine was found in the West Wing. The FBI then did a thorough investigation of the premises. Despite the valiant and not-at-all stifled search, no suspect has been found, but what WAS found will ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU TO THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING CAUSING […]
Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have! But something that’s NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril. WARNING: Do not allow children to […]
General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth – but he’s having trouble understanding humans as he’s never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain. Pre-order The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Gender-Guides/dp/1684514533 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]
Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone’s a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]
