Entries by The Babylon Bee

Tyrus Hates Planet Fitness And Threatened To Punch Piers Morgan

Tyrus is back on The Babylon Bee to talk about his abiding hatred for Planet Fitness, how trans activists aren’t Rosa Parks, and threatening Piers Morgan. The episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom: http://joinADF.com/bee Previous appearance of Tyrus on the The Babylon Bee podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itS-JsUGFd0&t=839s Tyrus now has a new show on […]

Inside Biden's Head: The Inside Out Parody

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Introducing The Biden Bible Translation

Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures, translated into Biden’s native tongue. Here are the top verses. Download @HallowApp, the #1 prayer app in the world to find peace and grow closer to God: https://buff.ly/48RoJgw #bible #christian #biden #comedy

7 More Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home

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