Entries by The Babylon Bee

Woke Parents Tour Christian College

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These parents want to find a good liberal education for their little SJW in training. Unlike most leftists, they do very little research and somehow end up visiting The Master’s University. Visit The Master’s University campus in Santa Clarita, California to see what Dr. John MacArthur calls preparation for a life of eternal influence: masters.edu/visit […]

How To Destroy Trump

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Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: https://the-kash-foundation.revv.co/beevideo #shorts

PSA: Don’t Use Hateful Terms Like ‘Cis’

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Have you ever said “That’s so cis” to describe something bad? Then you are part of the problem. Don’t say it. Stop. Think. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #babylonbee […]

Man Caught Drinking Bud Light Insists He’s Not Gay

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Nothing weird, just a bunch of bros hanging out drinking Bud Light and talking about their feelings. Just chilling. Not gay. @CigarPage is the only American-owned, liberty-loving source for handmade cigars online: https://www.cigarpage.com/beelight Get your very own Not Bud Light koozie: https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/bottle-and-can-coolers?utm_source=social&utm_campaign=youtube Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

10 Ways to Destroy Trump

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Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: thekashfoundation.com/bee

Terrorist Caught At Southern Border

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A Border Patrol agent catches a suspicious character trying to blend in with a group of Mexican migrants. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #mexico #usa #comedy