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Alien Confused As Earth Leaders Try To Explain All The Human Genders

General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth – but he’s having trouble understanding humans as he’s never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain. Pre-order The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Gender-Guides/dp/1684514533 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]

10 Signs You’re A Pathetic Beta Male

Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone’s a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Woke Parents Tour Christian College

These parents want to find a good liberal education for their little SJW in training. Unlike most leftists, they do very little research and somehow end up visiting The Master’s University. Visit The Master’s University campus in Santa Clarita, California to see what Dr. John MacArthur calls preparation for a life of eternal influence: masters.edu/visit […]

How To Destroy Trump

Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: https://the-kash-foundation.revv.co/beevideo #shorts

PSA: Don’t Use Hateful Terms Like ‘Cis’

Have you ever said “That’s so cis” to describe something bad? Then you are part of the problem. Don’t say it. Stop. Think. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #babylonbee […]

Man Caught Drinking Bud Light Insists He’s Not Gay

Nothing weird, just a bunch of bros hanging out drinking Bud Light and talking about their feelings. Just chilling. Not gay. @CigarPage is the only American-owned, liberty-loving source for handmade cigars online: https://www.cigarpage.com/beelight Get your very own Not Bud Light koozie: https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/bottle-and-can-coolers?utm_source=social&utm_campaign=youtube Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

10 Ways to Destroy Trump

Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: thekashfoundation.com/bee