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Outraged Starbucks Employees List Their Demands

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Amid allegations of mistreatment of Starbucks employees, the baristas have taken matters into their own hands to demand fair treatment and a living wage. Here are their demands. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #starbucks #satire #babylonbee

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

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Brynnleigh’s latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity. Will she succeed in her mission, or will she discover unexpected alliances? Full video: https://youtu.be/Ly1cPYSqgR4 #shorts #history #ww2 #babylonbee #satire

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

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Brynnleigh’s latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity. Will she succeed in her mission, or will she discover unexpected alliances? Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]

FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases Including Epstein

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The Federal Bureau of Investigation has finalized its investigations into several high-profile cases, including the case concerning Jeffrey Epstein. The official findings and conclusions of these cases are presented in the following press briefing, available for public record. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: […]

Democrats Brainstorm Genius Ways To Appeal To Men

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Desperate to win back male voters, Democrat strategists propose bold new ideas. Will they work, or backfire spectacularly? From herbal aphrodisiacs to detox to gut health to whole food vitamins — real results, pure ingredients. Because your body deserves the best from @LiberalRepellent. Done right. Never left: https://liberal-repellent.net/pages/babylon-bee #comedy #politics #democracy #woke

LA Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night

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Dodgers Baseball is proud to announce a unique limited edition bobblehead that commemorates the true fans of Dodgers Baseball: MS-13 gang members. Don’t miss this fantastic giveaway of a beautiful bobblehead modeled on an authentic MS-13 gang member on Friday July 18 as the Dodgers host the Milwaukee Brewers! It’s MS-13 Bobblehead Night! Presented by […]

In Powerful Dissent, Ketanji Brown Jackson Writes ‘Wakanda Forever’

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Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in favor of President Trump, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson penned a scathing rebuke in a dissenting opinion where she bravely wrote the catchphrase from the 2018 major motion picture Black Panther. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]