Entries by The Babylon Bee

Tired of Individualism? Experience the Warmth of Collectivism!

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We’re all weary of the stress and anxiety that comes from being in charge of our own lives. Why not allow yourself to be embraced by the warm, caring arms of collectivism? Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon […]

Join The New, More Inclusive Starfleet Academy Today

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Visit Minnesota: It’s Somalia, But Closer

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Top Jobs Safe From Artificial Intelligence

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Wondering about the future of AI and its impact on your career? The Babylon Bee is here to help with this list of jobs safe from artificial intelligence automation. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #AI #artificialintelligence […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2026

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It’s that time of year again! We’re back with our 100% accurate predictions of events that will inevitably transpire in the new year. Please do not use these prophetic utterances as a way to cheat Polymarket. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]