Entries by The Babylon Bee

Kirk Cameron Pitches Exciting New Christian Movie Ideas

Hollywood is full of tired, old, and not to mention Satanic ideas. Kirk Cameron has some original ideas to inspire, uplift, and encourage family values. Could one of these movie ideas bring about a revival in Hollywood? Probably. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]

Here’s Everything Problematic In Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is here! In another popular episode of Travis’s Game Korner, the man himself runs down everything toxic and problematic with this non-woke disaster. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

How Disney Comes Up With New Movie Ideas

Inside the Disney writers’ room, the brains behind The House of Mouse are having trouble coming up with a movie idea that’s not a remake or a woke piece o’ garbage. Let’s take a watch. Ditch Disney and join @bravepublishing4803’s Freedom Island Book Club today. Use code BEEBRAVE for 20% off: https://bravebooks.us/pages/fibc-brave-babylon-bee?utm_source=BB&utm_medium=BB+Social&utm_campaign=BB+post&al_pg_id=ab9077d5-21c2-4ae4-963b-755e14c5e019 Follow The Babylon […]

Real-Life British Guy Explains The King’s Coronation

King Charles was just crowned king, or elected president or something? We’re not really sure, so we asked real-life British person Geralt to explain the process to us filthy colonists. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

How To Survive Being Canceled

So the mob is at your doorstep, ready to burn your house down over something you heard someone else say 20 years ago? Never fear! Follow these nifty tips to survive the cancel mob. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/8HJp2a80sZE #shorts

The Babylon Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should […]

Canadian Doctor Prescribes Euthanasia For Sore Knee

Canada’s healthcare system has been pushing assisted death programs on its patients. Here’s a look inside a routine doctor’s appointment in the Great White North. Put your health first. Go to https://www.defendfromspike.com/ to escape the current healthcare model, grab yourself a bottle of Spike Support, and put your wellness back in the driver’s seat. Brought […]

7 Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home

When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you still might need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, you can use these foolproof ways to defend yourself even when you don’t have a gun. In the meantime, if you are looking for gear that is actually useful […]