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Is your wife being hysterical again? Do you need a sandwich ASAP, but the Mrs. is unreasonably upset? Watch this video for all the best techniques in convincing her that she is being irrational and just needs to calm down. NOT SATIRE: Dear Heart’s products are intentionally designed to create conversations about Jesus. Each product […]
Now that the Supreme Court decided a person’s race will no longer be able to play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]
Hunter Biden visited the White House and a bag of cocaine was found in the West Wing. The FBI then did a thorough investigation of the premises. Despite the valiant and not-at-all stifled search, no suspect has been found, but what WAS found will ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU TO THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING CAUSING […]
Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have! But something that’s NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril. WARNING: Do not allow children to […]
General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth – but he’s having trouble understanding humans as he’s never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain. Pre-order The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Gender-Guides/dp/1684514533 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]
Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone’s a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]
Have you ever said “That’s so cis” to describe something bad? Then you are part of the problem. Don’t say it. Stop. Think. #shorts
Nothing weird, just a bunch of bros hanging out drinking Bud Light and talking about their feelings. Just chilling. Not gay. @CigarPage is the only American-owned, liberty-loving source for handmade cigars online: https://www.cigarpage.com/beelight #shorts #comedy
These parents want to find a good liberal education for their little SJW in training. Unlike most leftists, they do very little research and somehow end up visiting The Master’s University. Visit The Master’s University campus in Santa Clarita, California to see what Dr. John MacArthur calls preparation for a life of eternal influence: masters.edu/visit […]
Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: https://the-kash-foundation.revv.co/beevideo #shorts
