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White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor

May 21, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws

May 18, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Associated Press has issued a warning that medieval trebuchets, powerful weapons of war, are largely exempt from current gun safety regulations. These impressive siege engines are capable of incredible projectile motion, launching 400-pound stones at high velocity. It seems the only thing that stops a bad guy with a trebuchet is a good guy […]

Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns | The Babylon Bee Compilation

May 15, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Guns kill people. It’s just a proven fact. Watch this exclusive coverage from The Babylon Bee of frightening but 100% true facts about the weapons of war on our streets otherwise known as guns.

BREAKING NEWS: Karen Bass Secures Key Endorsement

May 13, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Karen Bass has secured a key endorsement in the race for Los Angeles Mayor: the Los Angeles wildfires.

We Asked AI To Show Us What Elon Musk’s City On Mars Will Be Like

May 12, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We asked AI to simulate what it will be like living in Elon Musk’s city on Mars.

The UFO File Disclosure Proves The Aliens Are Real | Exclusive Babylon Bee Coverage

May 11, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Government UFO files are finally coming out, but The Babylon Bee has been showing these aliens for years. Enjoy this compilation of The Babylon Bee’s alien coverage.

Californians Move to Texas | Season 2 Episode 5: The Football Game

May 8, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In the heart of Texas, Brittuni and Timpani are still fighting about moving back to California, so Steve hatches a plan to get them talking at the Friday night football game. Starring: ‪ @ChandlerJuliet ‪ @siaka_massaquoi @TheAmberCoyle @thejarretlemaster Check out the rest of the Californians Move To Texas series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt&si=lU0FltT-QdWJIL2w Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]