We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Were Forced To Learn Economics
What would happen if AOC were forced to learn basic economics? We asked AI to show us that scenario.
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L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSpencer Pratt is losing the LA mayoral race with negative one billion votes. We break down the latest election updates and the bizarre tally numbers coming out of Los Angeles. Mayor Karen Bass responds to the controversy surrounding the ballot drops while officials remind residents about upcoming deadlines.
Californians Move to Texas | Season 2 Finale: The Alamo
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAfter a slight mixup, Steve, Timpani, and Britunni end up at the Alamo instead of the Alamo Car Rental. Now the gang is faced with their greatest challenge yet as protesters block their way and Timpani thinks she is going into labor! Starring: @ChandlerJuliet @siaka_massaquoi @TheAmberCoyle @thejarretlemaster Check out the rest of the Californians Move […]
Celebrate Pride Month With These Awesome Bible Verses
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIt’s Pride Month again, so we turn to the Bible to celebrate. This is the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God’s Word that pertain to Pride. Make sure to pass these comforting verses on to the proud people in your life.
Jill Biden Says She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeJill Biden recently explained that she thought Joe Biden was having a stroke during the 2004 Presidential Debate, whch is why she left him up there to die. Dr. Jill Biden shared her concerns after the recent presidential debate, fearing her husband, Joe Biden, was having a stroke on stage. She noted she had never […]
We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWe let AI run a simulation to see what the first female—that means woman— president in the White House would be like. The simulated results are interesting and eye-opening. Would America survive? Watch till the end. Drop your thoughts below and share with your favorite woman. Like + Subscribe for more uncensored satire. The Babylon […]
Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePresident Trump has issued his FINAL warning to Iran… and this time, it’s serious. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / thebabylonbee Facebook: / thebabylonbee Instagram: / thebabylonbee
‘I Am Your Father,’ Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePresident Donald Trump made some wild claims this week, asserting he is Mark Hamill’s father during a trade negotiation on the planet of Bespin.
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Associated Press has issued a warning that medieval trebuchets, powerful weapons of war, are largely exempt from current gun safety regulations. These impressive siege engines are capable of incredible projectile motion, launching 400-pound stones at high velocity. It seems the only thing that stops a bad guy with a trebuchet is a good guy […]
