The Official Babylon Bee Response To Trump’s Speech
The Babylon Bee watched Trump’s NOT The State Of The Union speech/thing and brings you all their headlines reporting on the event.
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Why Are Politicians Getting Scanned Like Groceries in 2025?
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeTo make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, congresspeople will now have barcodes printed on their foreheads to be conveniently scanned at newly installed self-checkout machines. Full video: https://youtu.be/PokG301G02c #shorts #comedy
DOGE Agents Take On Insane Corruption At USAID
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAn elite force from the Department of Government Efficiency wades into swampy government agencies to uncover the most absurd waste of taxpayer dollars. Bureaucratic incompetence knows no bounds. Can they tame the beast of our national debt, or will they be wasted like our tax dollars? DOGE can slash the waste, but Washington will slash […]
This 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker Has Replaced The Entire Government
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAs a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story. Full video: https://youtu.be/KC9xgOjWR4w #shorts #comedy #doge #food
Congressmen To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Self-Checkout
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeTo make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, congresspeople will now have barcodes printed on their foreheads to be conveniently scanned at newly installed self-checkout machines. Stay informed on breaking news and compare coverage with Ground News! Subscribe at https://ground.news/babylon for 40% off the Vantage Plan— unlimited access for $5/month! #usa #comedy #babylonbee
Trump Unveils A Bold New World Map
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSee the rest of the countries: https://youtu.be/S6ekVq4UAjs #shorts #trump #world #worldnews #canada #comedy
Foolproof Ways To Avoid Getting Deported
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeICE is no joke. If you want to avoid getting caught and deported, use one of these 10 clever tricks to slip away undetected. Very bueno! #ice #comedy #howto
Trump Unveils Bold New Country Names
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePresident Trump has been making sweeping changes only a few weeks after starting his second term (looking at you, Gulf of America). But did you know some of those changes are happening globally? Here are all the places Trump is using his surprisingly extensive executive power to rename. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]
Cereals That Sound Like Mormon Swear Words
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSpice up your vocabulary with these Mormon-approved curse words! #mormon #lds #comedy
Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAs a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story. Meet Mode Mobile: The phone that pays you. 45M+ users have saved and earned $325M just by using their phones. Pre-IPO shares […]
