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Satan Declares Victory After Death Of Jesus

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Mission accomplished: the Prince of Darkness, Satan, is holding a press conference where he has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back. What could possibly go wrong? Shout out to our good buddy Hans at @TheLutheranSatire for his earlier take on this idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aLL9rIT6sM Become a premium subscriber: […]

Federal Judge Overturns Every Trump Accomplishment

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BREAKING: Federal Judge Kiefer Jones has issued a flurry of new orders against the Trump administration, overturning everything Trump has accomplished. @CigarPage guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit http://www.cigarpage.com/judge for your special offer! Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

CRUEL: This Mexican Crime Lord Was Deported By Trump

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Meet Juan Domingo Sanchez Miguel de Carmen La Cruz Junior. He came to this country with a dream. A dream to commit much crime. He was just cruelly deported by Donald Trump. This is his story. Get 40% off @ground_news Vantage Plan at https://ground.news/babylon — unlimited access to breaking news coverage worldwide for just $5/month.

Tariffs Explained: The Craziest Price Increases From Each Country

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Ever wonder how tariffs work? So do we. That’s why we hired the smartest person we know, Professor Gorb McStevens, to explain them to us. After watching this video, not only will you understand tariffs, but also specifically understand how Trump’s tariff policies will affect global trade. Neat! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]

NINTENDO SWITCH 2 FIRST LOOK: Is It Better Than The Sega Game Gear?

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Hey, fam! Travis here. In today’s episode of Travis’s Game Korner, we take a look at the upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and see how it stacks up against its closest competition, the Sega Game Gear. It’s gonna be totally lit, y’all. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The […]