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Nick Shirley Exposes Fraud At U.S. Capitol
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeNick Shirley uncovers even more fraud and this time at an old retirement home called the U.S. Capitol. Corruption happening before our eyes. What are they hiding?
Chick Fil-A Takes Over TSA Eliminating Airport Wait Times
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe United States is bringing in Chick-fil-A employees to manage airport security checkpoints, leading to dramatically reduced wait times and even eliminating lines at some locations. This fast food intervention has made a significant impact, with customers waiting over five minutes receiving free chicken sandwich coupons. Perhaps Chick-fil-A should manage everything!
Donald Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard David Hasselhoff #shorts
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePresident Donald Trump has reportedly employed a clever tactic, using a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff to lure out Mojtaba Khamenei, the new Ayatollah. This video ‘Operation Hot Hoff,’ where the Ayatollah was reportedly powerless against the allure of the celebrity cutout.
America’s Foolproof Plan To Eliminate Ayatollah
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAfter rumors emerged that the new Ayatollah is gay, America hatched a fool-proof plan to take him out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / thebabylonbee Facebook: / thebabylonbee Instagram: / thebabylonbee
College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBrett is a college freshman. He knows all about socialism because his socialist professor told him all about it. And he’s ready to share his knowledge with a man who escaped socialism on a raft. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / […]
San Francisco’s Wild St. Patrick’s Day ‘Tradition’ 🤯 #news #saintpatricksday #sanfrancisco
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSan Francisco goes ALL OUT for St. Patrick’s Day… but not how you’d expect 🍀🤢 Instead of cleaning the streets, they turned the mess GREEN. Would you call this festive or just foul? 💀
Mojtaba Khamenei EXPOSED?
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei reportedly injured in U.S. airstrikes… now the internet is running wild with rumors. Drop your takes below. #BabylonBee #Iran #MojtabaKhamenei #news #Geopolitics
Which One Is The Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeDo you think you can guess the terrorist in this thumbnail? If so, you are a racist. Unconscious bias is a type of systematically deeply integrated societal prejudice, stereotype or preliminarily unverified incorrect assumption unconsciously shaped by our personal behavior in regards to our perception of others. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The […]
Gavin Newsom Relates To Minority Voters
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom is just like you. He’s a 960 SAT guy, and he can’t read. Just like your mom. In his latest speech, he outlines several of the ways he truly understands the plight of the average American voter. #shorts #california #comedy #babylonbee
