Woke Jesus Calms Climate Change
Behold! Woke Jesus is awoken in the middle of a biblical raging storm to tackle his biggest challenge yet: climate change!
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Woman Rules It’s Okay To Be Late
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThis woman judge on the Supreme Court ruled today that it’s okay to be late.
Caitlin Clark Responds To Being Punched In The Throat
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeCaitlin Clark was punched in the throat, but experts say she has white privilege. Caitlin has now responded to the threats.
Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple Out Of Zeal For His Father’s House
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBehold! Woke Jesus is zealous for his father’s house, so that is why he must cleans the Temple of anything that is unwoke. First episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0 Woke Jesus Returns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp1-93ctB0 Woke Jesus And The Woman Caught In Adultery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk-TSUdOt8k #WokeJesus #BabylonBee #Comedy #Satire #Bible #Christian In memory of Pastor Scott Ganas.
We Asked AI To Predict What Will Happen Now That Elon Musk Is A Trillionaire
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeElon Musk just became a trillionaire, so we asked AI to predict what will happen now that he is a trillionaire. What do you think of this artificial intelligence simulation?
We Asked AI To Simulate If The U.S. Had A Second Civil War
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWhat would happen if Civil War broke out in the United States again in 2026? Thankfully, with modern AI technology, we no longer need to wonder.
Keir Starmer, Prominent Muslim Leader, Resigns
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePrime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer, who was a prominent Muslim leader, has resigned.
JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeJD Vance made contact with a previously uncontacted tribe of illiterate, feral women and documented his discoveries for science.
Woke Jesus And The Woman Caught In Adultery
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBehold! Woke Jesus is teaching when the Pharisees bring to him a woman caught in adultery. Listen and learn from this cherished Bible story about how Woke Jesus turned to intersectionality to sort out whether the women should be stoned to death.
We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAmerica is hosting FIFA World Cup 2026, which gave us the idea to ask AI: how can we make soccer less boring? Now with modern technology and artificial intelligence we can simulate just a few ways soccer can be made less boring. It’s a step in the right direction.
