Entries by The Babylon Bee

Satan Teaches Everything On Masterclass

Learn to love yourself, live your truth, and follow your heart. It’s all here in this Masterclass: politics, religion, parenting, and more, from the Master: Satan. Watch more episodes of Satan’s Masterclass, exclusively on Bee Minus: https://minus.babylonbee.com/series/satan-speaks #masterclass #christian #babylonbee

Introducing Tylenol: Autism Strength

This commercial from The Tylenol Company, founded by Bob Tylenol in 1798, unveils the exciting new Tylenol: Autism Strength. Now with more autism! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Navy Airdrops Public Defender Onto Drug Boat To Give Cartel Members Due Process

After public outcry over the Navy’s assassination of cartel members without due process, a public defender is dropped onto a drug boat to make sure the proper process is followed. Ay, caramba! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

‘Clue’ Board Game For Liberals Just Has You Blame The Murder Weapon

Hasbro has released a new version of Clue just for liberals where you blame the murder weapon instead of the murderer. Great for the lib in your life! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #comedy #clue

Crazy Conspiracy Theorist Asks Questions About Vaccines

Tony asks questions about everything in his life. Is he a crazy conspiracy theorist? You be the judge. Check out the 2025 Vaccine Safety Awareness Marathon. Join them for a 24-hour event featuring live interviews with the world’s leading doctors, scientists, attorneys, authors, and activists: https://wethepatriotsusa.org/marathon25/ #babylonbee #comedy #vaccine

Canceled Mascots Support Group

The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee