Entries by The Babylon Bee

Is A News Anchor Lying To You? Know The Signs!

News anchors lie all the time. It’s like breathing to them. Here’s how you can tell if you’re being bamboozled. For more than a quarter century, The Patriot Post has been the #1 defender of liberty online. A free subscription is your chance to fortify yourself against mainstream media spin and big tech censorship. Ditch […]

9 Reasons Why Being A Man Is Awesome

Being a man is absolutely lit. Here are the 9 best things about being a manly male man. If you’re new to cigars and just a wee bit intimidated about where to start, @CigarPage has you covered. We’ve put together a sampler that includes ten top-tier brands for only pennies on the dollar. Only $19.99 […]

This Is How ChatGPT REALLY Works

Take an exclusive look inside ChatGPT headquarters and see how the controversial AI program responds to all those questions. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Girl Too Young For Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Sizzler: A Musical Tribute by The Babylon Bee

Today, we’re taking a quick break from satire to highlight one of mankind’s greatest achievements: Sizzler Steakhouse. In these trying times, sometimes it’s important to leave the politics behind and enjoy a perfectly seasoned 8 oz. Sirloin Steak for only $21.99 with delicious sides included (Unlimited Salad Bar also available as a $13.49 add-on option). […]

Nurse Worried She Might Have To Care For Patients If TikTok Is Banned

RN Claire Bishop is on a mission. She’s sworn an oath to protect TikTok from being banned so that she may continue posting lit dancing videos shot during her hospital shifts. Without nurse dance videos on TikTok, how will the patients know how much the nurses really care? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to […]