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Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. In […]

By now the whole internet has heard Ben Shapiro rapping, but did you know that there are actually two more verses they cut out of the track? A DEI board mandated the song contain at least one verse from an ethnic minority and one verse from a liberal. Immediately before release, Tom MacDonald and Shapiro […]

Vivek Ramaswamy sat down with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon to talk about why America needs Donald Trump, what sort of person Nikki Haley is, and how he really felt about that one 7-Eleven joke. They also discuss how to make elections secure in the future, the importance of comedy, social media censorship, and how […]

Despite their best efforts, Planned Parenthood isn’t killing as many black babies as their founder would have wanted. To facilitate the “extermination of the Negro population,” these Margaret Sanger acolytes may need to try a bold new strategy. The Abortion Pill Rescue Network is the lifeline for women seeking a second chance. Your support saves […]