Entries by The Babylon Bee

WW2 Vet Horrified By Lack Of Trans Representation On D-Day

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Corporal Wade Miller landed on the beaches of Normandy during the early morning hours of June 6, 1944. But now, he’s calling the military out for only sending cisgendered males to the fight. This Father’s Day, skip the tie—upgrade his humidor with the Luxury Smokes 5 Cigar Collection from @bestcigarprices. Five premium cigars, a cutter, […]

British Police Show Off Terrifying Confiscated Weapons

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These British police officers are keeping the streets safe. Here are all the dangerous weapons they’ve confiscated. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #british #uk #police #comedy

Blind Umpire Has Vision Restored In Life-Changing Procedure

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Meet Andy, a completely blind umpire. Literally calling balls and strikes has been a challenging career for Andy, but his life is about to radically change. It’s a beer mug made from a real baseball bat. Built for men. Way better than socks. Swig for the fences with @DugoutMugsOfficial: https://buff.ly/PBDYvYN #sports #baseball #comedy #babylonbee

10 Signs Of Biden’s Decline We All Missed

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Reports are just coming out now that Biden was old, sick, and demented. But there were warning signs. How did we all miss them? Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #usa #comedy #babylonbee #news

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Fix The 2nd Amendment

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Brynnleigh is on a mission to stop America from becoming… well, America. Somehow, Brynnleigh returns to the past to—well, you’ve read the title. It’s pretty self-explanatory. Just watch it. @tacpackmonthly is a subscription box designed for the 2A enthusiast. Get $240-300 worth of gear for only $139.95 with a TacPack Plus subscription! New subscribers can […]