Entries by The Babylon Bee

Everything Californians Should Know Before Moving To Texas

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Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series. Watch the Californians Move To Texas series here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official […]

Pfizer Unable To Finish Press Conference As Spokespeople Keep Collapsing

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In this official press conference from Pfizer, spokesperson Pat Farabi confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

California Fleein’ (Beach Boys Parody)

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What do 4 handsome guys gotta do to flee California? In this parody of The Beach Boys’ “California Dreamin’” – itself a totally tubular cover of The Mamas & the Papas – the Bee Boys sing of Cali’s legendary brown streets, iconic muggings, and world-famous traffic. Listen to The Bee Boys’ first single: https://youtu.be/ApfBvkql0lI Become […]

Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

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The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, “Take me to your leader.” But even his advanced intelligence couldn’t figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow […]