Entries by The Babylon Bee

Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll

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You’ve heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Do This To Calm Your Angry Wife

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Is your wife being hysterical again? Do you need a sandwich ASAP, but the Mrs. is unreasonably upset? Watch this video for all the best techniques in convincing her that she is being irrational and just needs to calm down. NOT SATIRE: Dear Heart’s products are intentionally designed to create conversations about Jesus. Each product […]

College Figures Out How To Discriminate Now That Affirmative Action Is Banned

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Now that the Supreme Court decided a person’s race will no longer be able to play a factor in choosing school applicants, how will these fine college admissions officers be able to tell who is good and who is bad? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]

He’s a Man (Mulan Parody)

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Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have! But something that’s NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril. WARNING: Do not allow children to […]

Alien Confused As Earth Leaders Try To Explain All The Human Genders

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General Florg of the planet Graxon V has visited Earth – but he’s having trouble understanding humans as he’s never encountered a species with so many genders. Earth leaders try to explain. Pre-order The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Gender-Guides/dp/1684514533 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon […]

10 Signs You’re A Pathetic Beta Male

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Remember the good old days when MEN were MEN?? No longer. Nowadays, everyone’s a wuss. Look out for these 10 warning signs that YOU are a pathetic beta male. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Woke Parents Tour Christian College

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These parents want to find a good liberal education for their little SJW in training. Unlike most leftists, they do very little research and somehow end up visiting The Master’s University. Visit The Master’s University campus in Santa Clarita, California to see what Dr. John MacArthur calls preparation for a life of eternal influence: masters.edu/visit […]