Entries by The Babylon Bee

This Is How ChatGPT REALLY Works

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Take an exclusive look inside ChatGPT headquarters and see how the controversial AI program responds to all those questions. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Girl Too Young For Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery

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14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Sizzler: A Musical Tribute by The Babylon Bee

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Today, we’re taking a quick break from satire to highlight one of mankind’s greatest achievements: Sizzler Steakhouse. In these trying times, sometimes it’s important to leave the politics behind and enjoy a perfectly seasoned 8 oz. Sirloin Steak for only $21.99 with delicious sides included (Unlimited Salad Bar also available as a $13.49 add-on option). […]

Nurse Worried She Might Have To Care For Patients If TikTok Is Banned

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RN Claire Bishop is on a mission. She’s sworn an oath to protect TikTok from being banned so that she may continue posting lit dancing videos shot during her hospital shifts. Without nurse dance videos on TikTok, how will the patients know how much the nurses really care? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to […]

10 Surprising Ways Liberals Are Helping The Poor

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Do liberals help the poor? Of course they do. They’re the most caring people of all time. Here are 10 liberal-approved ways to help the poverted among us. Whether it’s saving unborn babies; empowering entrepreneurs to offer educational alternatives; or fighting green-energy extremists that want to consolidate power, DonorsTrust is the charitable-giving-account provider for you: […]