Woman Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Claims Preferred Pronoun Is ‘They’
This woman – er, wymxn? – was pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. But she’s got a surefire way to get out of the ticket: her preferred pronoun is they! #shorts
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This woman – er, wymxn? – was pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. But she’s got a surefire way to get out of the ticket: her preferred pronoun is they! #shorts
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