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Vivek Talks Election Integrity, Censorship, And That One 7-Eleven Joke
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeVivek Ramaswamy sat down with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon to talk about why America needs Donald Trump, what sort of person Nikki Haley is, and how he really felt about that one 7-Eleven joke. They also discuss how to make elections secure in the future, the importance of comedy, social media censorship, and how […]
The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2024
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future. We have a better batting average than Benny Hinn, Nostradamus, and your local weatherman combined. So sit back and relax as we tell you with 100% certainty everything that’s going to happen in 2024. Millions trust @MyPatriotSupply to prepare them for what’s coming. Prepare […]
Planned Parenthood Marketing Team Rebrands Baby Murder As 'Women's Healthcare'
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeDespite their best efforts, Planned Parenthood isn’t killing as many black babies as their founder would have wanted. To facilitate the “extermination of the Negro population,” these Margaret Sanger acolytes may need to try a bold new strategy. The Abortion Pill Rescue Network is the lifeline for women seeking a second chance. Your support saves […]
Great Things To Say To Your Wife While She's On Her Period
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeEver wonder what to say to your wife during high tide? Wonder no more. Here are a few surefire ways to maintain the peace when she’s surfing the crimson wave, if you know what I mean. And what I mean is she’s on her period. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee […]
The Bee’s Best of 2023 Video Compilation
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThanks to all of you wild viewers (and all the tame viewers too) for allowing us to make so many great videos this year. In 2023, our channel hit 1.5 million subs, we got to interview Elon Musk again, and we had video cameos by Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo, Kirk Cameron, John MacArthur, and JP […]
Terrifying Signs of Extreme Right-Wing Behavior
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAs the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways. Here are some early warning signs to look out for that will help you nip any potential extremism in the bud. Show your support for our favorite mustachioed pillow salesman by […]
FBI Arrests Babylon Bee Actor Siaka Massaquoi
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building? Donate to Siaka’s legal defense: http://givesendgo.com/siaka This […]
Biden, Did You Know?
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Biden’s Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears
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