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Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee is proud to help parents make more well-informed decisions with this complete list of differences between public school kids and homeschooled kids. Secure the hearts and minds of your children today with @BRAVE_Books ! Use promo code BEEBRAVE for 20% off: https://buff.ly/3UYDVVC #comedy #school #homeschooling
Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIt’s a serious medical emergency: you’re minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man’s life? The government told you Social Distancing worked. They also told you the COVID-19 jab would spare you from getting Covid. iCan said the opposite. Support their […]
Satan: He Gets Us
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeHe accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus #satire #superbowl
The Church Police
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThey’re the silent guardians… the unsung heroes… the holy watchmen keeping your church safe from sin. They’re… the church police! Pastors, feeling the weight of burnout? Recharge with @TheFocusedPastor eNewsletter, your source of practical guidance, inspiring stories, and valuable FREE resources for navigating the challenges of ministry. Subscribe today: https://church.focusonthefamily.com/s/strengthen-equip-lead #comedy #church #christian #babylonbee #humor
Satan: He Gets Us
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeHe accepts anyone. He never wants you to change. He wants to be with you… FOREVER. In this powerful commercial, we’re reminded that Satan gets us. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #christian #hegetsus #comedy #babylonbee #jesus […]
Let The Children Have Neck Tattoos! 🗣️
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop’s proprietor. #tattoo #woke #gender
Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. In […]
Biden’s Greatest Accomplishments From 2023
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIt’s election year, and America will have to make a choice between two old geezers again. If you ever come across anyone who needs convincing whom to vote for, simply send them this video to help lay any doubts to rest. Try @CigarPage’s Bedlam Big-Rings 10-Cigar Collection for only $24.99! Shipping and free glass ashtray […]
FACTS Extended Version: Ben Shapiro's Missing Rap Verses
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBy now the whole internet has heard Ben Shapiro rapping, but did you know that there are actually two more verses they cut out of the track? A DEI board mandated the song contain at least one verse from an ethnic minority and one verse from a liberal. Immediately before release, Tom MacDonald and Shapiro […]
