Entries by The Babylon Bee

Calvinist Santa Puts Everyone On Naughty List

These children are excited to meet Santa at the mall – unfortunately, he’s a Calvinist. But don’t blame him – he just can’t help it. Get a Calvinist Santa shirt: https://shop.babylonbee.com/products/calvinist-santa-shirt Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Biden, Did You Know? (Song Parody)

In this parody of “Mary, Did You Know?” by the great Mark Lowry (please come on the podcast Mark we love you), we chronicle all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: did he know? Lyrics: Biden did you know that your policies would drive us […]

Bee Weak-ly News Update 12/16/22: Elon Musk Raises Cash, SBF Arrested, and James Cameron Gets Covid

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like Elon Musk having a yard sale, Sam Bankman-Fried getting arrested, and James Cameron having to miss the premiere of Avatar 2. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQDv5PtDMA&t=396s Check out Adam Yenser’s New DryBar Comedy Special: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/adamy Subscribe to our new podcast channel: […]

Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter

Have you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president’s 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Bee Weak-ly News Update 12/10/22: The Twitter Files, Testosterone, and Time’s Person of the Year

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like the release of The Twitter Files from Elon Musk, testosterone being a toxin now, and Time’s person of the year being the country of Ukraine. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRHhsA7Ego Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow The Babylon Bee […]

Californians Move to Texas FINALE

Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they’re about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California? Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/CEmT60tS2f4 #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny […]