Entries by The Babylon Bee

Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, “Take me to your leader.” But even his advanced intelligence couldn’t figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow […]

A Day In The Life Of A Childless Woman Who Is NOT AT ALL MISERABLE

Hey guys, my life is SO AMAZING without kids. I chose NOT to have them and focus on my career instead, and in NO WAY am I completely MISERABLE and SAD! ENJOY this video of my INCREDIBLE LIFE! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]

Billions Of Lives Saved By Man Wearing Mask While Alone In Car

Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]