Entries by The Babylon Bee

Introducing Christianity Lite!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

The Babylon Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should […]

Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas! #shorts #short #california #texas #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/24/2022: Facebook Nosedives and Oh Canada What Is Wrong With You?

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg losing oodles of money and a Canadian school board standing behind that teacher with the giant fake breasts. At least they’re not standing in front of that teacher. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]

State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Electric Cars

Gavin Newsom has ordered everyone to drive cars that run on electricity, but his state has no, uh, electricity. This breaking news report looks at how Californians are coping and what auto manufacturers are doing to respond to the crisis. Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/16/2022: R.I.P. Queen, Black Ariel, and Baseball Gets Lamer

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Queen dying, Ariel being black now, and changes that are coming to Major League Baseball. Watch the full podcast and be sure to SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]