Entries by The Babylon Bee

Here’s Everything Problematic In Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is here! In another popular episode of Travis’s Game Korner, the man himself runs down everything toxic and problematic with this non-woke disaster. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

How Disney Comes Up With New Movie Ideas

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Inside the Disney writers’ room, the brains behind The House of Mouse are having trouble coming up with a movie idea that’s not a remake or a woke piece o’ garbage. Let’s take a watch. Ditch Disney and join @bravepublishing4803’s Freedom Island Book Club today. Use code BEEBRAVE for 20% off: https://bravebooks.us/pages/fibc-brave-babylon-bee?utm_source=BB&utm_medium=BB+Social&utm_campaign=BB+post&al_pg_id=ab9077d5-21c2-4ae4-963b-755e14c5e019 Follow The Babylon […]

Real-Life British Guy Explains The King’s Coronation

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King Charles was just crowned king, or elected president or something? We’re not really sure, so we asked real-life British person Geralt to explain the process to us filthy colonists. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

How To Survive Being Canceled

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So the mob is at your doorstep, ready to burn your house down over something you heard someone else say 20 years ago? Never fear! Follow these nifty tips to survive the cancel mob. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/8HJp2a80sZE #shorts

The Babylon Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

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If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should […]

Canadian Doctor Prescribes Euthanasia For Sore Knee

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Canada’s healthcare system has been pushing assisted death programs on its patients. Here’s a look inside a routine doctor’s appointment in the Great White North. Put your health first. Go to https://www.defendfromspike.com/ to escape the current healthcare model, grab yourself a bottle of Spike Support, and put your wellness back in the driver’s seat. Brought […]

7 Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home

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When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you still might need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, you can use these foolproof ways to defend yourself even when you don’t have a gun. In the meantime, if you are looking for gear that is actually useful […]

Is A News Anchor Lying To You? Know The Signs!

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News anchors lie all the time. It’s like breathing to them. Here’s how you can tell if you’re being bamboozled. For more than a quarter century, The Patriot Post has been the #1 defender of liberty online. A free subscription is your chance to fortify yourself against mainstream media spin and big tech censorship. Ditch […]

9 Reasons Why Being A Man Is Awesome

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Being a man is absolutely lit. Here are the 9 best things about being a manly male man. If you’re new to cigars and just a wee bit intimidated about where to start, @CigarPage has you covered. We’ve put together a sampler that includes ten top-tier brands for only pennies on the dollar. Only $19.99 […]