The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, “Take me to your leader.” But even his advanced intelligence couldn’t figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow […]

Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it’s become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15! #shorts

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The Babylon Bee identifies proudly the inspiring true story of the first motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist. This is… Switching Gears: The Norm Hiccup Story. Please give us awards. #shorts

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.” #shorts #short #youtubeshort #spellingbee #woke #babylonbee #comedy #conservative #funny #humor