Entries by The Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/24/2022: Facebook Nosedives and Oh Canada What Is Wrong With You?

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg losing oodles of money and a Canadian school board standing behind that teacher with the giant fake breasts. At least they’re not standing in front of that teacher. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]

State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Electric Cars

Gavin Newsom has ordered everyone to drive cars that run on electricity, but his state has no, uh, electricity. This breaking news report looks at how Californians are coping and what auto manufacturers are doing to respond to the crisis. Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/16/2022: R.I.P. Queen, Black Ariel, and Baseball Gets Lamer

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Queen dying, Ariel being black now, and changes that are coming to Major League Baseball. Watch the full podcast and be sure to SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas! Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The […]

Peaceful Protest or Insurrection: The Game Show!

Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it’s from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Adapted from content in The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, the book that will teach you how to rig an election and overturn our constitutional Republic. […]