Entries by The Babylon Bee

Satan Distances Self From Grammys

Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. In this press conference, the Prince of Darkness slams Sam Smith’s performance at the Grammy awards. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/B2Wav23IIF8 #shorts #short #youtubeshorts #grammys #samsmith #babylonbee #music #comedy #christian #christianity #humor #conservative #newvideo #trending #viral #youtubevideo […]

Satan Distances Self From Grammys

Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. In this press conference, the Prince of Darkness slams Sam Smith’s performance at the Grammy awards. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon […]

AR-15 Goes On Trial For Murder

There has been a murder. And the clear suspect is this AR-15, which shot the victim all by itself. Will justice be served? Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/3ZV9ZV5kHs0 #shorts #babylonbee #conservative #news #politics #guncontrol #gunlaws #republican #comedy #funny #satire #subscriber #youtubevideo #trending #viral #truecrime

AR-15 Goes On Trial For Murder

There has been a murder. And the clear suspect is this AR-15, which shot the victim all by itself. Will justice be served? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #conservative […]

Last Chance To Secure Your Spot At Babylon Bee LIVE

🚨 FEWER THAN 40 TICKETS REMAIN! Now’s your LAST CHANCE to secure a spot at #BeeLIVE. Hang with the Babylon Bee crew for a night of live sketches, podcast recordings, awards shows, and much more. Buy now or regret forever: http://babylonbeelive.com #babylonbee #texas #shorts #comedy #humor #liveevent #california

TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible

With The TL;DR Edition of the Bible, you can forget about reading through the Bible in a year – now you can read through the Bible in about five minutes! NOT SATIRE: In all seriousness, do you need to read your Bible more? Of course you do, you sinner. Try listening or reading along to […]

Weakly News 2/3/23: First Transgender Figure Skater and The $1.5 Million Chicken Wings Heist

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like the first transgender Ice Princess, Nikki Haley expected to announce a run for President, and a sinister heist of chicken wings from a school cafeteria. Watch the full Babylon Bee Podcast episode: https://youtu.be/ZV3i5pQCDEs Check out Adam Yenser’s New DryBar Comedy Special: […]

Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth

This local hen, Olga Cluckington, recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world. Want to meet the Bee crew? Get your tickets to Babylon Bee LIVE: https://babylonbeelive.com/home/?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=believe Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast #elonmusk #shorts #short #finance #humor #comedy #babylonbee […]

Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth

This local hen, Olga Cluckington, recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world. Want to meet the Bee crew? Get your tickets to Babylon Bee LIVE: https://babylonbeelive.com/home/?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=believe Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ […]