Entries by The Babylon Bee

Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

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Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.” Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Do These Women Agree On My Body My Choice?

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These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on “my body, my choice” – or do they? #shorts Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

REVEALED: The Most Brutal Punishments In Hell

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Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner! The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Bee Weekly: Just Tyrus And A Joke About Taco Bell

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Join us for a very special abbreviated episode! It’s special because it’s shorter and only includes the good parts! We’ve got new editions of Bee Radio w/ Austin Robertson, Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser, and a special interview with professional wrestler and political commentator Tyrus. In the subscriber lounge we’ve got the classic article of […]

Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

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All these woke, brave companies have come out in support of an incredibly popular social movement. But… you know, not in the Middle East. Weird! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll

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To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 6/3/2022: Star Wars Fans Are Racists and Top Gun Makes Top Money

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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week like Top Gun: Maverick’s big opening at the box office, the K-pop boy band BTS visiting Joe Biden at the White House, and Star Wars fans being a bunch of racists. Watch the full podcast here: https://youtu.be/5-cFpvfHdhU Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium […]