Entries by The Babylon Bee

9 Ways To Survive Inflation This Thanksgiving

Here are some quick and easy tips to ensure you have a great Thanksgiving even if your bank account is empty and you have forgotten what coin looks like. Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's

Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems – but this little gas station called Buc-ee’s isn’t helping! Episode 1: https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y Episode 2: https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c Episode 3: https://youtu.be/BJzOZuPgcMc Episode 4: https://youtu.be/WxQVUNPeWnc Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Bee Weak-ly News Update 11/18/22: Trump 2024, GOP Wins The House, & First Trans Miss America Winner

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know like Donald Trump announcing that he is officially running for President again, Republicans capturing the House majority, and a stunning and brave trans woman breaking barriers in a local Miss America pageant. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyrX_04RK54 Subscribe to our new […]

Fired Twitter Employee Applies For First Real Job

Mandy Zanderton was laid off by Elon Musk, because he is an evil billionaire. Now, she’s applying for actual work. It didn’t go well. But don’t take our word for it – bah dum DUM! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow […]

If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns

Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it’s become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

The Babylon Bee LIVE- Tickets On Sale Now!

Join us at THE BABYLON BEE LIVE for an exclusive night of live comedy, food, drinks, and all the satire you can handle from your favorite personalities at The Babylon Bee. Date: February 24, 2023 Location: Dallas-Fort Worth, TX The evening will feature a podcast recording, live comedy segments, and special announcements for upcoming Bee […]

Bee Weak-ly News Update 11/14/22: Midterms, Elon Musk, and Ricky Gervais

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know like the midterm elections, Elon Musk having enough of Kathy Griffin’s shenanigans, and Ricky Gervais accusing James Corden of stealing a joke. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Cj6ZgYao Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow our podcast Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBabylonB… Follow […]