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Gavin Newsom has ordered everyone to drive cars that run on electricity, but his state has no, uh, electricity. This breaking news report looks at how Californians are coping and what auto manufacturers are doing to respond to the crisis. Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee […]
Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Queen dying, Ariel being black now, and changes that are coming to Major League Baseball. Watch the full podcast and be sure to SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]
Geralt is our British friend. We bring him on the show today to explain all the weird British stuff like the Queen’s death, the line of succession, who Meghan and Harry are, and what all that weird British food is about. Also why they say “trolley” instead of “cart”. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]
This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas! Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The […]
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Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it’s from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Adapted from content in The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, the book that will teach you how to rig an election and overturn our constitutional Republic. […]
At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy. Get it here: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Democracy-Guides/dp/1684513723/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3GS9QHM0SAVLC&keywords=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy&qid=1662507542&sprefix=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-1 We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it’s in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate […]
Ted has worked really hard managing plant workers at the plant, where he works as a plant manager over the other workers who work at the plant. Chloe went to college to study genderqueer intersectional theory – and now she demands Ted pay for it. Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]
In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts – but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart? Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]
His name is Dossier. Steele Dossier. And he’s on the case trying to figure out if the dame that just waltzed in is a dame after all. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee
