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Biden, Did You Know? (Song Parody)
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIn this parody of “Mary, Did You Know?” by the great Mark Lowry (please come on the podcast Mark we love you), we chronicle all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: did he know? Lyrics: Biden did you know that your policies would drive us […]
Bee Weak-ly News Update 12/16/22: Elon Musk Raises Cash, SBF Arrested, and James Cameron Gets Covid
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like Elon Musk having a yard sale, Sam Bankman-Fried getting arrested, and James Cameron having to miss the premiere of Avatar 2. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQDv5PtDMA&t=396s Check out Adam Yenser’s New DryBar Comedy Special: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/adamy Subscribe to our new podcast channel: […]
Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeHave you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president’s 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/T3_nN0ERPL4 #shorts #short
Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeScientists have come up with an amazing new plant-based meat product that tastes exactly like the real thing! Our on-site reporter gets the scoop on exactly how they produce this incredible product. Get $35 off your order at Good Ranchers: https://www.goodranchers.com/babylonbeef
Meet Kamala Harris's 6-Year-Old Speechwriter
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeHave you ever wondered how Kamala Harris comes up with her brilliant insights? Meet Oliver Bartholomew, the vice president’s 6-year-old speechwriter. He writes words good. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee
Bee Weak-ly News Update 12/10/22: The Twitter Files, Testosterone, and Time’s Person of the Year
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like the release of The Twitter Files from Elon Musk, testosterone being a toxin now, and Time’s person of the year being the country of Ukraine. Watch the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRHhsA7Ego Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow The Babylon Bee […]
The Apocalypse Brothers: A Bunker Remodeling Show
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe Apocalypse Brothers are here to remodel your survivor bunker. Let’s demo that clunker of a bunker and turn it into a bomb shelter! Go to preparewithbee.com and get a special deal on your emergency survival food from My Patriot Supply. And no, this isn’t satire.
Californians Move to Texas FINALE
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSteve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they’re about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California? Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/CEmT60tS2f4 #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny […]
Californians Move to Texas FINALE | Episode 6: Return To California
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeSteve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they’re about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California. After tasting freedom in Texas, will they now be subsumed by the socialist miasma of California? Episode 1: https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y Episode 2: https://youtu.be/3MOy6Z_UP7c Episode 3: https://youtu.be/BJzOZuPgcMc Episode 4: https://youtu.be/WxQVUNPeWnc […]
