Entries by The Babylon Bee

Enraged Twitter Employees Form Elon-Free Autonomous Zone

Outraged by the Elon Musk purchase of Twitter, employees formed an Elon Musk-free autonomous zone Tuesday. Long live Twitter CHAZ – err, SPAZ! Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Introducing Christianity Lite!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! #shorts #short #christian #christianity #spirituality #religion #bible

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/30/2022: Hurricane Ian, Cuban Same Sex Marriage & Depressed Vegans

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Hurricane Ian slamming into western Florida, Cuba passing a referendum legalizing same-sex marriage, and a new study coming out that found vegans are depressed twice as often as meat-eaters. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon […]

Introducing Christianity Lite!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

The Babylon Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should […]

Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas! #shorts #short #california #texas #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/24/2022: Facebook Nosedives and Oh Canada What Is Wrong With You?

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg losing oodles of money and a Canadian school board standing behind that teacher with the giant fake breasts. At least they’re not standing in front of that teacher. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]