Entries by The Babylon Bee

Addicted To Masks? Maskers Anonymous Can Help.

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Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery. Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.YouTube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Cracker Jack Changes Name To Less Offensive Caucasian Jack

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Cracker Jack has changed its name to Cracker Jill. No, wait — it’s Caucasian Jack. Wait. Caucasian Jill. No, it’s White Jill! We talk to Frito-Lay to find out what name they finally decide on. Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.YouTube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Tuttle Twins Episode 8 Premiere with The Babylon Bee

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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann of The Babylon Bee joined The Tuttle Twins for the premiere of Episode 8. JOIN THE DROP AT https://www.angel.com/NFT! Why doesn’t everyone get equal pay? Join Ethan and Emily as they travel back in time to visit people like Babe Ruth and learn about the economic value that people provide. Join the […]

Auditions For New White House Press Secretary

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Jen Psaki has announced her plan to resign as press secretary. We’ve obtained the exclusive tape from those auditioning to be her replacement. Pull up a chair, settle in, and circle back. Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.YouTube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 4/1/2022: Will Smith and Epstein Island (Not Necessarily Related)

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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, Epstein Island for sale, the NFL… being the NFL, and more! NOTE: We do not recommend Will Smith’s film, “Wild Wild West.” Watch the full podcast here: https://youtu.be/H_0rgDFFtmw Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium […]

How To Survive Inflation If You're A Pathetic Poor Person

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Having difficulty staying afloat in today’s rapidly changing economic landscape? Duke Geralt LéMaster provides some insightful tips to help you cope in these trying times. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Twitter Suspends The Bee But Does Nothing About These Crazies

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Twitter suspended The Babylon Bee until we delete our joke but seems to have no problem with these crazy people advocating violence and hate on its platform. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Twitter Employees Decide Who To Ban

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In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE