Entries by The Babylon Bee

Bee Weak-ly News Update 10/10/22: Brady Gets Divorced, Pete Davidson & Taco Bell, Bye Trevor Noah

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The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser (played by The Babylon Bee’s Bettina) gives you all the news you need to know from the week like Tom Brady getting divorced over football, Pete Davidson finding some work at Taco Bell, and Trevor Noah saying goodbye to The Daily Show. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7NYfk9h3GU Become a premium […]

Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout

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Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive? Watch the first episode: https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ […]

Enraged Twitter Employees Form Elon-Free Autonomous Zone

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Outraged by the Elon Musk purchase of Twitter, employees formed an Elon Musk-free autonomous zone Tuesday. Long live Twitter CHAZ – err, SPAZ! Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Introducing Christianity Lite!

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Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! #shorts #short #christian #christianity #spirituality #religion #bible

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/30/2022: Hurricane Ian, Cuban Same Sex Marriage & Depressed Vegans

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Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Hurricane Ian slamming into western Florida, Cuba passing a referendum legalizing same-sex marriage, and a new study coming out that found vegans are depressed twice as often as meat-eaters. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon […]

Introducing Christianity Lite!

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Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

The Babylon Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

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If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should […]

Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

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This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they’re not so sure they can get used to living in Texas! #shorts #short #california #texas #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Subscribe to Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/24/2022: Facebook Nosedives and Oh Canada What Is Wrong With You?

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Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg losing oodles of money and a Canadian school board standing behind that teacher with the giant fake breasts. At least they’re not standing in front of that teacher. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]