Entries by The Babylon Bee

Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit Episode 2 – DEAD NAMED

In the social justice system, words are considered violence. In this episode of Law & Order: MVU, a person is stabbed – but more importantly, another person was deadnamed. MVU brings the perp to quick justice – SOCIAL justice. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For

It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don’t worry — we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

Obese Man Insists He's Just Pregnant

Michael Simmons’ doctor tells him he’s obese and needs to lose some weight – but the patient has the perfect comeback: he’s pregnant! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: shop.babylonbee.com Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Bee Weekly: FreedomFest and The Best Video Games Ever

Enjoy an 82% discount and 3 months free with the most trusted VPN provider, Private Internet Access at our link: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/offer/TheBabylonBee_v12qjfi This week at The Babylon Bee, the guys review their crazy weekend in Las Vegas at FreedomFest because what happens in Vegas echoes in eternity. They also talk about good Samaritans who use guns […]

Senator Rand Paul Sits Down With The Babylon Bee

Senator Rand Paul met with the guys from The Babylon Bee to talk about fake news, hair care tips, and how he really feels about Dr. Fauci. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Raised from the Dead: The Angel Studios Story

Two Mormons, Jeff and Neal Harmon, and an orthodox Jew, Matthew Faraci, stop by The Babylon Bee to tell the story about Angel Studios. Angel Studios was sued by Disney and ordered to pay a company-crushing $62 million judgment to Disney over its VidAngel service. That should have been the end of them. Then they […]

John Cleese Talks To The Babylon Bee

Comedy legend John Cleese, who changed comedy forever with Monty Python, sits down to talk to guys from The Babylon Bee about being at a conference with a bunch of gun-toting rednecks and whether monkeys are funny. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Podcast Highlight Weak-ly News: Pregnancy Centers Are Evil and Democrats Turn Against Biden

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser Yinsinger yeets the week’s news through your skull—news like Nancy Pelosi calling crisis pregnancy centers evil and recent polling numbers that suggest Democrats don’t want President Joe Biden to run again in 2024. Weird! How could you possibly work at the Bee without enjoying cartoons? Check out the full podcast […]