Entries by The Babylon Bee

Feminist Changes Mind As WW3 Kicks Off

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This woman is an angry feminist — but she’s quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Signs You Might Be Watching Too Much Fox News

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Do you stare at your TV as intensely as Tucker stares into the camera? Do you count Sean Hannitys while drifting off to sleep? Watch this video to see if you have a problem. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

Brave New Army Commercial Promotes Inclusion And Diversity

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In this new commercial from the U.S. Army, everyone’s favorite branch of the military promotes their new, more diverse, more inclusive standards. From gender reveal grenades to more affirming drill sergeants, the Army is leading the way in inclusion! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

LIVE: The State of the Union Address

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The Babylon Bee is here with the best camera angles and coverage of Biden’s State of the Union address. Don’t believe what you see on CNN or Fox News — this is the real deal. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Signs You Might Be Watching Too Much CNN

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Do you have an addiction to CNN? If so, we’re here to help diagnose your problem and address it head-on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Christian Woman’s Starter Kit

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So you’ve given your life to Christ, but now what? Let us equip you with everything a Christian woman needs… besides Jesus of course. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Brave Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

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A stunning and brave great white shark named Bruce was allowed to compete in the women’s 500-yard freestyle and she is really making mincemeat out of the competition. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 2/22/2022: Tyrannical Banking And The Last COVID-Free Place On Earth

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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Super Bowl Halftime Show, Canada going full potato over the trucker protest, and the last place on earth that is COVID-free. Watch the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRjMOkRffU8 Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]