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Jan 6 Cinematic Universe Preview

June 23, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Join Willis and Klovbar as they dissect the upcoming slate of movies in the Jan 6 Cinematic Universe (the JCU). Brought to you by congress and Disney+. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

What Really Happened On January 6th With Brandon Straka | A Bee Interview

June 22, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Brandon Straka joined The Babylon Bee to talk about being arrested for participating in what is being called the 2021 United States Capitol Attack. As a former liberal, Brandon Straka started the Walk Away social media campaign to encourage liberals to leave the Democratic Party and he was there on that fateful day in our […]

Seasons of Blood: Re-Edit

June 21, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

YouTube restricted this video the first time we uploaded it since they decided that footage from the BLM riots was too violent. So we toned it down a notch for all to enjoy free of age restriction. Enjoy our touching music video covering the 525,600 minutes of mainstream media hyping up the January 6 Capitol […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 6/17/2022: K-Pop BTS Breaks Up and Joe Biden in 2024?

June 17, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week like the White House saying Biden will run again in 2024, Nancy Pelosi making an appearance on Ru Paul’s Drag Race, and, in a tragic loss to the whole world, Korean boy band BTS is breaking up. Watch the full podcast here: https://youtu.be/Chs9nLVolxI Follow Adam […]

The Bee Weekly: Grilling Authors And Our New Studio

June 17, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We’ve also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The […]

Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

June 16, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.” Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Toppling Queer Theory’s House Of Cards With Liz Wheeler | A Bee Interview

June 15, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Political commentator Liz Wheeler joined The Babylon Bee to talk about reading all the founding documents of critical and queer theory, Mark Zuckerberg being a robot who may have swung the 2020 election, Ron DeSantis’ bid for 2024, and the hottest spots to buy chest binders and packing underwear. You can check out Liz Wheeler […]

Do These Women Agree On My Body My Choice?

June 14, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on “my body, my choice” – or do they? #shorts Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

REVEALED: The Most Brutal Punishments In Hell

June 13, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal. Better repent, sinner! The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 6/10/2022: A Cure For Cancer and the Taco Bell of the Future

June 10, 2022/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week like a new drug that was 100% effective at killing cancer, a woman finding $36,000 in a couch from Craigslist, and the Taco Bell of the future being unveiled which would eliminate all contact with the pimply teenagers behind the counter. Watch the full podcast […]