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Woman Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Claims Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'

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This woman – er, wymxn? – was pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. But she’s got a surefire way to get out of the ticket: her preferred pronoun is they! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

The Bee Weekly: Thrash Metal Apologetics, Worship Leader Uniforms, and Star Trek Nerdery

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This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Get 83% off: https://privateinternetaccess.com/TheBabylonBee The Babylon Bee analyzes some thrash metal apologetics, evaluates the current state of worship leader life with a real-life worship pastor, and talks to comedian Yannis Pappas! Check out Yannis Pappas comedy tour dates and his podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/longdays-with-yannis-pappas/id1547367594 https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ This episode […]

Spotify Just BANNED These 11 Songs For Misinformation

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Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Alexa Refuses To Play Joe Rogan's Podcast

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Watch as this Joe Rogan fan fruitlessly tries to get Alexa to play the Joe Rogan Experience. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Guide to Every Christian Denomination

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Let your friends at The Babylon Bee walk you through every single Christian denomination in existence, except for the ones we forgot. What’s your favorite denomination? Let us know in the comments! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Here's What's Problematic With All 32 NFL Team Names

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The Washington Redskins have changed their name, but all the other teams need to do better, too. Here’s what’s problematic with each team name in the NFL. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Trudeau Claims Truckers Only Hate Him Because He's Black

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Justin Trudeau just released this statement where he claims the truckers hate him because he’s a brave he/him of color, eh? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE