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Gavin Newsom Tells Californians To Stay Home Stay Safe On Recall Election Day

Covid is bad! We gotta do something about it. Well, Governor Newsom has a plan. All Californians lockdown on September 14th! Easy! Don’t do anything on September 14th. For Covid. No other reason. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Tesla Bot Just Wants To Be Loved By Elon Musk

Why won’t Elon Musk spend more time with his new invention? He just wants to play catch. He just wants to be… loved. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Trying To Sing A Made-Up Song After Eating Carolina Reaper Chip

On The Bee Weekly, watch Kyle and Ethan suffer as they attempt the one-chip challenge while trying to sing an auto-generated worship song in Spanish. Watch the full show here: https://youtu.be/WftoQjj-IVI Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

Watch This Video Before It Gets Demonetized

Is this video full of misinformation? Watch and find out before it’s too late. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

CRTina Doll Will Happily Turn Your Family Against You

Picture this. A toy that will explain racism to your child. And that you are part of the problem. That’s CRTina. And this… is The Woke Zone. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: The Babylon Bee Is Anti-Modesty

On The Bee Weekly, Kyle, Ethan, and guest host Frank read hate mail from Shelley who is very upset The Babylon Bee decided to poke fun at Christian attire. Watch the full show: https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/227 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

7 Reasons You MUST Go To College

We did the research, and the results are in: there’s no possible way to be happy or successful in life unless you go into crushing debt to attend a 4-year university. Here are seven reasons why. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

A special CNN report on the Taliban’s brave stance on Covid safety. With special guest, Reliable Sources host, Brian Stelter (russet). Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE