Entries by The Babylon Bee

Peaceful Protest or Insurrection: The Game Show!

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Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it’s from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Adapted from content in The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, the book that will teach you how to rig an election and overturn our constitutional Republic. […]

Available Now: The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy

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At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy. Get it here: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Democracy-Guides/dp/1684513723/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3GS9QHM0SAVLC&keywords=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy&qid=1662507542&sprefix=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+democracy%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-1 We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it’s in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it will be over forever if your preferred candidate […]

Gender Studies Grad Demands Blue-Collar Worker Pay Off Her Loans

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Ted has worked really hard managing plant workers at the plant, where he works as a plant manager over the other workers who work at the plant. Chloe went to college to study genderqueer intersectional theory – and now she demands Ted pay for it. Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The […]

Exclusive Scene From The Rings Of Power

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In this exclusive scene from an upcoming episode of Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings (?) show, Klovbar of Numenor is ready to face orcs, trolls, and oliphaunts – but is he ready to face the racism inside his heart? Follow Chandler’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]

Hard-Boiled Detective Investigates If This Dame Is A Man Or A Woman

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His name is Dossier. Steele Dossier. And he’s on the case trying to figure out if the dame that just waltzed in is a dame after all. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

A Special Bee Weekly: Kirk Cameron At The Babylon Bee

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Check out the podcast at the new The Babylon Bee Podcast channel: http://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast It’s another Bee Weekly, but this time Kirk Cameron joins the crew at The Babylon Bee! Kyle, Brandon, and Jarret talk about what it was like growing up in the cozy and quirky milieu that was 90s Christian pop culture and how […]

FBI Insists Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified While Wearing Women's Clothes

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The FBI is insisting their raid on Melania Trump’s wardrobe was justified — but the women’s clothes the agents are wearing look suspicious. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

I Wish We All Could Leave California (Beach Boys Parody)

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The California Dream ain’t what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys’ “California Girls”, the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State someday. #shorts Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]