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US Women’s Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated

July 27, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Megan Rapinoe and the US Women’s Soccer team have made history at the Olympics by not scoring a single goal to bring awareness to racism. Brave. Stunning. And other buzz words. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

Aliens, Sci-Fi, and Christianity | The Dr. Jeff Zweerink Interview

July 27, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Jeff Zweerink about aliens, accurate Sci-Fi movies, and being a scientist and a Christian. Dr. Jeff is a senior research scholar at Reasons To Believe. He holds a Ph.D. in Astrophysics and has debated Ken Ham on the age of the earth on […]

INCLUSIVE Official Trailer | The Most Representative Love Story Ever Told

July 26, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Check out the trailer for the more representative love story ever told: INCLUSIVE. Never in the history of film has a male lead been more representative of every race, gender, and disability. While it may not be the most original plot or even marginally good writing, INCLUSIVE is the most important movie ever made. Go […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Bigoted Crossword Puzzles, Pregnant Man Emojis, and Ask A Christian Woman

July 23, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kristin Weber (http://www.kristinweberonline.com/), a comedian, speaker, and author of several books including Adulting For Jesus (https://www.amazon.com/Adulting-Jesus-Trusting-Obviously-Burritos/dp/0830781854). She also plays a mean accordion. Kristin gifts us with our new theme song before getting into all the weird news of the week like how human civilization has finally […]

Bernie Sanders Tells Cuban Protesters To Be More Grateful For Their Excellent Social Programs

July 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Who says Cuba is lacking freedoms? The Cuban people? Well, Bernie Sanders has something to say about that. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Humanity Of Cops, Christianity, and The Power Of Media | The Ryan Tillman Interview

July 20, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Ryan Tillman of Breaking Barriers United. They talk about misconceptions about being a cop, being an outspoken Christian, and the power of the media on public perception. Ryan Tillman is a working police officer and founder of Breaking Barriers United. Breaking Barriers United is […]

5 Signs Your Kid Might Be Learning CRT At School

July 19, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are teachers teaching your child CRT? Of course! Here are five things to look for to be sure. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Rainbow Dill Pickle Monkey, Ask a Woman, and the Sunday Scaries

July 16, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicolle are joined by musician, actress, and comedienne Chandler Juliet to talk about the most recent bad takes on social media, making music during the pandemic, and the library in the UK being forced to apologize for the “rainbow dill pickle monkey” brought in […]

Texas Republicans Hire Mentally Unstable Lunatic To Track Fleeing Democrats

July 15, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

As Texas Democrats flee the state to stop the GOP election legislation, this bounty hunter is gonna track ’em… find ’em… and hopefully, that’s it. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Gen-Zer Wishes Socialism Had Some Historical Examples Of Whether Or Not It Works

July 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We stan this Gen-Zer for telling a boomer to take several seats on socialism. Socialism slaps! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE